Anymore (Remixes)

Ahh Wilgefortis... The mere sound of her name echoes through The Bearded Man's heart, puncturing its wall with each bounce like a tiny spastic dagger. What a woman... She was stunning. And betrothed by her piggish father, to a brutish pagan king. Out of options, she prayed to become ugly. Not long after, she sprouted the fullest beard a woman had ever borne in recorded history so far. Little did she know, that her plan would backfire. The Bearded Man chanced upon her, plucking Alphabet's enduring melody on his dulcimer. He declared her to be the most beautiful creature he had ever seen -- beard and all -- and instantly fell in love. Sadly, it was not meant to be. Her father, angry over the beard thing, had her crucified, shredding The Bearded Man's heart like one of Jimi Hendrix's all-time greatest solos. But hey, it was the 14th century, and times were tough back then to say the least. The Bearded Man is glad he's not in that era Anymore.