我是不白吃、大智慧和小硕果 - 259-59-锯鳐
[00:00.00]时代音乐网 www.78497.com [00:01.27]蛇货都被吃成保护动物啦, [00:03.12]不能吃啦, [00:04.36]巨鳐属于鲨鱼的二表哥, [00:05.97]当他看到食物, [00:06.93]不是冲上去咬, [00:07.80]而是哇, [00:09.19]我40米的大鱼已经按耐不住啦, [00:12.16]我有鲨鱼, [00:13.72]我不怕不怕啦, [00:15.79]想吃啥吃啥, [00:17.65]不怕不怕不怕啦, [00:19.87]当人类发现过去居然还有这种生物, [00:22.20]做一把巨野怪费劲的诶, [00:23.92]给我抓住他, [00:25.18]于是当年欧洲国王非常流行手持一把巨鳐大宝剑, [00:28.75]哈, [00:29.14]我40米的大宝剑已经按耐不住啦, [00:31.93]Ohmygod的, [00:33.43]我不怕不怕啦, [00:35.50]稳定欧罗怕不怕不怕不怕啦, [00:39.31]再看看中国明朝的皇帝, [00:40.99]居然也好这口皇上, [00:42.90]清兵已经打进皇宫啦呵, [00:45.37]朕前的鱼骨剑已经按耐不住啦, [00:48.43]啊, [00:48.73]朕有报点, [00:50.14]我不怕不怕啦, [00:52.06]大明王可怜的巨羊又被吃又备用, [00:55.15]数量急剧减少, [00:56.34]烧到这么方圆百里, [00:58.05]实在找不到个爷们儿搞对象。 [00:59.56]于是巨。 [01:00.22]找小姐姐演化出了新功能, [01:02.08]死鱼自己居然能繁殖生小鱼, [01:04.31]连到娃都不需要爷们儿了, [01:06.19]我已经想不出来要爷们儿有什么用啊, [01:09.11]我是不白痴, [01:09.89]我真是太有文化了。
259-59-锯鳐LRC滚动歌词
[00:00.00]时代音乐网 www.78497.com[00:01.27]蛇货都被吃成保护动物啦,
[00:03.12]不能吃啦,
[00:04.36]巨鳐属于鲨鱼的二表哥,
[00:05.97]当他看到食物,
[00:06.93]不是冲上去咬,
[00:07.80]而是哇,
[00:09.19]我40米的大鱼已经按耐不住啦,
[00:12.16]我有鲨鱼,
[00:13.72]我不怕不怕啦,
[00:15.79]想吃啥吃啥,
[00:17.65]不怕不怕不怕啦,
[00:19.87]当人类发现过去居然还有这种生物,
[00:22.20]做一把巨野怪费劲的诶,
[00:23.92]给我抓住他,
[00:25.18]于是当年欧洲国王非常流行手持一把巨鳐大宝剑,
[00:28.75]哈,
[00:29.14]我40米的大宝剑已经按耐不住啦,
[00:31.93]Ohmygod的,
[00:33.43]我不怕不怕啦,
[00:35.50]稳定欧罗怕不怕不怕不怕啦,
[00:39.31]再看看中国明朝的皇帝,
[00:40.99]居然也好这口皇上,
[00:42.90]清兵已经打进皇宫啦呵,
[00:45.37]朕前的鱼骨剑已经按耐不住啦,
[00:48.43]啊,
[00:48.73]朕有报点,
[00:50.14]我不怕不怕啦,
[00:52.06]大明王可怜的巨羊又被吃又备用,
[00:55.15]数量急剧减少,
[00:56.34]烧到这么方圆百里,
[00:58.05]实在找不到个爷们儿搞对象。
[00:59.56]于是巨。
[01:00.22]找小姐姐演化出了新功能,
[01:02.08]死鱼自己居然能繁殖生小鱼,
[01:04.31]连到娃都不需要爷们儿了,
[01:06.19]我已经想不出来要爷们儿有什么用啊,
[01:09.11]我是不白痴,
[01:09.89]我真是太有文化了。