[00:00.00]时代音乐网 www.78497.com  [00:06.12]One very familiar type of song is the christmas carol [00:09.03]Although it is perhaps a bit out of season at this time [00:10.35]However [00:10.56]I'm informed by my disk jockey friends of whom I have none [00:11.97]In order to get a song popular by christmas time [00:13.47]You have to start plugging it well in advance [00:14.52]So here goes [00:15.03]It has always seemed to me after all [00:16.07]That christmas [00:17.46]With its spirit of giving [00:18.09]O [00:18.21]Us all a wonderful opportunity each year to reflect on what [00:20.10]We all most sincerely and deeply believe in [00:21.24]I refer of course [00:21.87]To money [00:22.44]And yet none of the christmas carols [00:25.08]That you hear on the radio or in the street [00:27.54]Even attempt to capture the true spirit of christmas [00:30.72]As we celebrate it in the unit [00:31.59]Ates [00:31.68]That is to say the commercial spirit [00:33.42]So I should like to offer the following christmas carol for next year [00:37.26]As being perhaps a bit more appropriate [00:38.82]Christmas time is here [00:39.33]By golly [00:39.57]Disapproval would be folly [00:40.35]Deck the halls with hunks of holly [00:42.69]Fill the cup and don't say when [00:43.38]Kill the turkeys [00:43.95]Ducks and chickens [00:45.27]Mix the punch [00:45.66]Drag out the d**kens [00:46.14]Even though the prospect sickens [00:48.72]Brother [00:48.93]Here we go again [00:49.50]On christmas day you can't get sore [00:51.12]Your fellow man you must adore [00:51.78]There's time to rob him all the more [00:53.88]The other three hundred and sixty four [00:55.23]Relations [00:55.53]Sparing no expense'll [00:55.98]Send some useless old utensil [00:56.76]Or a matching pen and pencil [00:57.78]Just the thing I need [00:58.53]How nice [00:58.74]It doesn't matter how sincere it [00:59.49]Is [01:38.40]Nor how heartfelt the spirit [01:39.18]Sentiment will not endear it [01:40.71]What's important is the price [01:41.46]Hark the herald tribune sings [01:42.30]Advertising wondrous things [01:43.95]God rest ye merry [01:44.58]Merchants [01:44.85]May you make the yuletide pay [01:46.32]Angels we have heard on high [01:47.49]Tell us to go out and buy [01:49.86]So let the raucous sleigh bells jingle [01:51.78]Hail our dear old friend kris kringle [01:53.31]Driving his reindeer across the sky [01:54.36]Don't stand underneath when they fly by [01:56.88]Actually I did rather well myself [01:57.81]This last christmas [01:58.95]The nicest present I received was a gift certificate [02:03.06]Good at any hospital for a lobotomy [02:06.33]Rather thoughtful