[00:00.00]时代音乐网 www.78497.com  [00:08.30]I'm headed to Paris [00:09.98]At a quarter to noon [00:11.75]So excited to see her [00:13.44]I went straight to the louvre [00:15.42]I heard she's exquisite [00:17.22]So I bought my ticket [00:18.85]Pushed my way to [00:19.60]The front of the crowd [00:20.44]And I couldn't believe what I saw [00:23.63]Mona Lisa you're an [00:26.00]Overrated piece of sh*t [00:29.13]With your terrible style [00:30.91]And your dead shark eyes [00:32.78]And your smirk like [00:33.97]You're hiding a d*ck [00:35.39]What the f**k is this b**ch [00:38.22]Mona Lisa the original basic b**ch [00:43.68]Traveled thousands of miles [00:45.42]To see your beautiful smile [00:47.70]Talk about a bait [00:49.00]And switch you ugly [00:51.87]I'm headed to cairo [00:53.24]To see the pyramids [00:55.50]But what did I find there [00:56.86]A dirty pile of bricks [00:59.03]There was trash all over [01:00.75]And a very foul odor [01:02.35]The smell was out of a camel's a** [01:04.15]But even that wasn't as bad as [01:07.29]Mona Lisa you're worse [01:10.06]Than the pyramids [01:12.78]Can someone explain why [01:14.76]The whole wide world [01:16.63]Is obsessed with a garbage pail kid [01:18.95]Looks like a garbage pail kid [01:21.88]And davinci must have [01:24.17]Sucked an art historian's d*ck [01:27.32]To get this girl who looked [01:29.12]Like uncooked bread [01:30.94]At the top of the all time list of paintings [01:35.20]Mona Lisa I got to know [01:44.41]Where the f**k are your eyebrows [01:47.75]I really wanna know [01:49.29]You could land a helicopter [01:50.92]On that big potato forehead [01:53.50]Get this chick some rogaine [01:55.26]You a bloated porpse girl [01:57.08]I'm an American man [02:01.91]This is my native land [02:04.94]Where no one lies about paintings [02:09.11]But that's not the case in france [02:12.73]Where the naked ladies dance [02:16.32]And they look like Dennis Franz [02:19.64]You're so mangy mona [02:22.13]Hair part wider than a country road [02:25.39]Unless you count [02:26.86]Cause she died alone a [02:29.52]The Mona Lisa sucks la da da da da