[00:00.00]时代音乐网 www.78497.com  [00:26.49]There's a story about a bloke named jerry [00:27.92]Got slaughtered and got real lairy [00:29.30]In the pub he acted obsured [00:30.96]And he came onto a boxers bird [00:32.91]So he got knocked out [00:33.95]Face swelled up like a rainbow trout [00:36.10]His girl found out the truth [00:37.19]But he couldn't explain cause hed lost a tooth [00:38.81]I wanna drink drink drink smoke f**k fight [00:42.03]I wanna shout drink scream I wanna die [00:45.73]I wanna be arrested [00:47.06]I wanna be molested [00:48.79]And my heads in pain next weekend lets do it again [00:52.05]An anecdote about a man named clive [00:53.62]Wasn't one to usually drink drive [00:54.61]And after all hed been through a stack [00:56.61]And so it was abit far to walk back [00:58.25]A month later and he's sitting in court [01:00.00]For the two lives he cut short [01:01.57]Man slaughter hes convicted [01:02.43]For the pain that he inflicted [01:04.99]Spinning my head is spinning [01:11.13]Spinning my head is spinning [01:12.83]Up around around [01:17.50]Spinning my head is spinning [01:18.44]Up around around [01:21.31]Down to the pub [01:22.84]Up to the club [01:24.38]My stomach's turning oh my body's burning [01:27.67]Our liquid lives [01:28.96]This is how we all survive [02:47.26]Here's a story about a chap named Bart [02:48.85]Drank four pints in hour and a half [02:50.15]Although the night had just begun [02:51.65]Cause the local pub was open till one [02:53.10]The next morning out in the country [02:54.68]Hung over and on the hunt he [02:56.76]Was still drunk and he risked hiself [03:00.25]Here's a story about a girl named kate [03:01.33]Got wasted and got date raped [03:02.76]When they told the doctors shed sued [03:04.67]The found no chemicals was in her bloodstream [03:06.47]Well nothing malicious but the alcohol levels were suspicious [03:09.52]When asked who had hurt her [03:11.37]Poor old kate couldn't remember