[00:00.00]时代音乐网 www.78497.com  [00:00.32]There's No One With Endurance - Frank Crumit [00:07.52]I used to be as happy as a squirrel in a tree [00:12.00]Till a man who sold insurance made a nervous wreck of me [00:16.62]He followed me persistently and if I'm put away [00:21.16]That bird who sold insurance made me what I am today [00:25.71]For there's no one with endurance [00:28.07]Like the man who sells insurance [00:30.35]He's everybody's best friend [00:34.95]He will follow you and fret you [00:37.27]But remember he will get you [00:39.37]For he gets us all in the end [00:46.21]In spite of every way I tried to leave him in the lurch [00:50.67]He chased me in the subway and he followed me to church [00:55.33]I even spent a night in jail in my desire to hide [00:59.84]But in the morning George Insurance waiting just outside [01:04.19]For there's no one with endurance [01:06.67]Like the man who sells insurance [01:08.84]He's everybody's best friend [01:13.08]He'll be sweeter than molasses [01:15.66]But when he puts on his glasses [01:17.90]Well he gets us all in the end [01:24.92]One day at Coney Island when I went in for a swim [01:29.49]A man swam up beside me who was no-on else but him [01:33.92]Said he to me "I'm glad to see you love the ocean wave [01:38.39]But our 20-year endowment is the only way to save" [01:42.84]For there's no one with endurance [01:45.10]Like the man who sells insurance [01:47.38]He's everybody's best friend [01:51.83]He's always bright and snappy [01:54.11]And no wonder that he's happy [01:56.31]For he gets us all in the end [02:03.30]One day I saw him coming so I quickly climbed a tree [02:07.79]But George Insurance saw me too and climbed up after me [02:16.76]But our 20-year endowment is the policy for you" [02:20.96]For there's no one with endurance [02:23.53]Like the man who sells insurance [02:25.78]He's everybody's best friend [02:30.30]And the harder that you make it [02:32.71]Believe me he can take it [02:34.49]For he gets us all in the end