[00:00.00]时代音乐网 www.78497.com  [00:01.03]If I Had $1 000 000 [00:05.33]Barenaked Ladies [00:26.36]If I Had a Million Dollars [00:29.79]If I had a million dollars [00:32.47]Well I'd buy you a house  I'd buy you a house [00:38.53]And if I had a million dollars  If I had a million dollars [00:44.45]I'd buy you furniture for your house   maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman [00:50.51]And if I had a million dollars  If I had a million dollars [00:56.31]Well I'd buy you a K-Car  a nice reliant automobile [01:02.42]And if I had a million dollars  I'd buy your love [01:15.03]If I had a million dollars I'd build a tree-fort in our yard [01:20.46]If I had a million dollars you could help  it wouldn't be that hard [01:26.45]If I had a million dollars maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere [01:32.32]“You know  we could just go up there and hang out ” [01:34.56]“Like open the fridge and stuff [01:36.00]And there'd all be foods laid out for us like little pre-wrapped sausages and things [01:38.93]They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon ” [01:41.36]“Well can you blame them ” [01:44.11]“Yeah ” [01:47.41]If I had a million dollars   If I had a million dollars [01:53.16]Well I'd buy you a fur coat  but not a real fur coat  that's cruel [01:59.58]And if I had a million dollars    If I had a million dollars [02:04.95]Well I'd buy you an exotic pet   yep  like a llama or an emu [02:11.13]And if I had a million dollars  If I had a million dollars [02:16.42]Well I'd buy you John Merrick's remains   all them crazy elephant bones [02:22.85]And if I had a million dollars I'd buy your love [02:35.21]If I had a million dollars we wouldn't have to walk to the store [02:41.07]If I had a million dollars we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more [02:47.50]If I had a million dollars we wouldn't have to eat Kraft dinner [02:52.86]“But we would eat Kraft dinner ” [02:54.55]“Of course we would  we'd just eat more ” [02:56.67]“And buy really expensive ketchups with it ” [02:59.04]“That's right  all the fanciest Dijon ketchups ” [03:07.90]If I had a million dollars  If I had a million dollars [03:13.52]Wel I'd buy you a green dress   but not a real green dress that's cruel [03:19.82]And if I had a million dollars   If I had a million dollars [03:25.56]Well I'd buy you some art  A Picasso or a Garfunkel [03:31.43]And if I had a million dollars   If I had a million dollars [03:37.36]Well I'd buy you a monkey   haven't you always wanted a monkey [03:43.03]And if I had a million dollars I'd buy your love [03:55.14]If I had a million dollars; if I had a million dollars [04:01.07]If I had a million dollars; if I had a million dollars [04:06.93]If I had a million dollars  I'd be rich