[00:00.00]时代音乐网 www.78497.com  [00:09.28]It all began when I was born a month too soon [00:14.98]My ma was frightened by a runaway saloon [00:21.72]Pa was forced to be a hobo [00:24.10]Because he played the oboe [00:26.60]And the oboe it is clearly understood [00:30.99]Is an ill wind that no one blows good [00:36.45]I'll never forget the morning [00:38.67]That grandpa ate the awning [00:39.97]To impress a pretty lady [00:41.49]Who went for men that were shady [00:44.99]Then my uncle Josia lit the Chicago fire [00:48.83]Ran off to Hawaii with the O'leary cow [00:53.03]Which his loving wife resented [00:54.53]And there upon invented [00:55.28]A rolling pin that strikes and then says pow [01:00.35]And I'm the result of the twisted eugenics [01:02.26]Of this family of inbred schizophrenics [01:03.49]The end of a long long line of bats [01:07.04]I design women's hats [01:12.43]I'm Anatole of Paris [01:14.39]I shriek with chic my hat of the week [01:17.80]Cause 6 divorces 3 runaway horses [01:20.34]I'm Anatole of Paris [01:21.64]The hats I sell make husbands yell [01:24.75]Is that a hat or a two room flat [01:27.53]Let me get my paw [01:30.11]On a little piece of straw and viola [01:32.52]A chapeau at 60 bucks a throw [01:37.24]It's how I pull and chew on it [01:39.73]The little things I do on it [01:42.59]Like placing yards of lacing [01:43.95]Or a bicycle built for two on it [01:45.51]The little ones the big ones [01:48.66]The sat on by a pig ones [01:50.21]The foolish ones that perch [01:51.96]And the ghoulish ones that lurch [01:53.95]The one called whiskey sour [01:55.26]Designed for the cocktail hour [01:57.04]A little snip a potato chip [01:59.83]And a trifle off the Eiffel tower [02:01.93]I'm Anatole of Paris I must design [02:04.93]I'm just like wine I go to your head [02:11.42]Give me thread and the needle [02:15.74]I itch I twitch to stitch [02:17.20]I'm a glutton for cutting [02:18.27]For putting with a button [02:19.59]To snip and pluck nip and tuck [02:21.07]Fix and trim plan the brim [02:22.55]Tote that barge lift that bail [02:40.38]And why do I sew each new chapeau [02:42.90]With a style they most look positively grim in [02:46.80]Strictly between us entre nous I hate women