[00:00.00]时代音乐网 www.78497.com  [00:27.27]This song is called Alice's Restaurant and it's about Alice and the [00:33.75]Restaurant but Alice's Restaurant is not the name of the restaurant [00:39.12]That's just the name of the song and that's why I called the song Alice's [00:44.22]Restaurant [00:52.02]You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant [00:58.44]You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant [01:04.73]Walk right in it's around the back [01:08.01]Just a half a mile from the railroad track [01:11.13]You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant [01:17.73]Now it all started two Thanksgivings ago was on two years ago on [01:22.11]Thanksgiving when my friend and I went up to visit Alice at the [01:26.16]Restaurant but Alice doesn't live in the restaurant she lives in the [01:30.63]Church nearby the restaurant in the bell tower with her husband Ray and [01:35.49]Fasha the dog [01:36.48]And livin' in the bell tower like that they got a lot of [01:39.30]Room downstairs where the pews used to be in [01:42.54]Havin' all that room [01:43.59]Seein' as how they took out all the pews they decided that they didn't [01:47.04]Have to take out their garbage for a long time [01:51.12]We got up there we found all the garbage in there and we decided it'd be [01:54.90]A friendly gesture for us to take the garbage down to the city dump [01:59.64]So [01:59.79]We took the half a ton of garbage put it in the back of a red VW [02:04.05]Microbus took shovels and rakes and implements of destruction and headed [02:08.03]On toward the city dump [02:12.00]Well we got there and there was a big sign and a chain across across the [02:15.06]Dump saying Closed on Thanksgiving And we had never heard of a dump [02:19.02]Closed on Thanksgiving before and with tears in our eyes we drove off [02:23.13]Into the sunset looking for another place to put the garbage [02:28.11]We didn't find one [02:31.20]Until we came to a side road and off the side of the [02:34.14]Side road there was another fifteen foot cliff and at the bottom of the [02:38.46]Cliff there was another pile of garbage [02:40.38]And we decided that one big pile [02:42.72]Is better than two little piles and rather than bring that one up we [02:45.87]Decided to throw our's down [02:48.24]That's what we did and drove back to the church had a thanksgiving [02:52.14]Dinner that couldn't be beat went to sleep and didn't get up until the [02:55.62]Next morning when we got a phone call from officer Obie [03:03.06]He said Kid [03:05.04]We found your name on an envelope at the bottom of a half a ton of [03:08.61]Garbage and just wanted to know if you had any information about it And [03:12.87]I said Yes sir Officer Obie I cannot tell a lie I put that envelope [03:18.78]Under that garbage [03:22.89]After speaking to Obie for about fourty five minutes on the telephone we [03:26.34]Finally arrived at the truth of the matter and said that we had to go down [03:30.15]And pick up the garbage and also had to go down and speak to him at the [03:34.38]Police officer's station [03:35.79]So we got in the red VW microbus with the [03:38.55]Shovels and rakes and implements of destruction and headed on toward the [03:42.15]Police officer's station [03:43.47]Now friends there was only one or two things that Obie coulda done at [03:47.70]The police station and the first was he could have given us a medal for [03:51.39]Being so brave and honest on the telephone which wasn't very likely and [03:55.17]We didn't expect it and the other thing was he could have bawled us out [03:59.16]And told us never to be see driving garbage around the vicinity again [04:03.30]Which is what we expected but when we got to the police officer's station [04:07.56]There was a third possibility that we hadn't even counted upon and we was [04:11.67]Both immediately arrested [04:14.34]Handcuffed [04:15.09]And I said Obie I don't think I [04:17.13]Can pick up the garbage with these handcuffs on He said Shut up kid [04:22.11]Get in the back of the patrol car [04:24.87]And that's what we did sat in the back of the patrol car and drove to the [04:28.23]Quote Scene of the Crime unquote [04:31.14]I want tell you about the town of [04:32.43]Stockbridge Massachusets where this happened here they got three stop [04:36.18]Signs two police officers and one police car but when we got to the [04:40.62]Scene of the Crime there was five police officers and three police cars [04:45.06]Being the biggest crime of the last fifty years and everybody wanted to [04:49.20]Get in the newspaper story about it [04:51.45]And they was using up all kinds of [04:53.64]Cop equipment that they had hanging around the police officer's station [04:57.72]They was taking plaster tire tracks foot prints dog smelling prints and [05:02.07]They took twenty seven eight by ten colour glossy photographs with circles [05:06.33]And arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each [05:10.20]One was to be used as evidence against us [05:13.98]Took pictures of the approach [05:15.42]The getaway the northwest corner the southwest corner and that's not to [05:19.35]Mention the aerial photography [05:24.42]After the ordeal we went back to the jail [05:27.39]Obie said he was going to put [05:28.53]Us in the cell [05:29.40]Said Kid I'm going to put you in the cell I want your [05:32.07]Wallet and your belt And I said Obie I can understand you wanting my [05:36.15]Wallet so I don't have any money to spend in the cell but what do you [05:39.21]Want my belt for And he said Kid we don't want any hangings I [05:45.63]Said Obie did you think I was going to hang myself for littering [05:50.16]Obie said he was making sure and friends Obie was cause he took out the [05:53.79]Toilet seat so I couldn't hit myself over the head and drown and he took [05:57.42]Out the toilet paper so I couldn't bend the bars roll out the roll the [06:01.83]Toilet paper out the window slide down the roll and have an escape [06:06.03]Obie [06:06.21]Was making sure and it was about four or five hours later that Alice [06:10.65]Remember Alice It's a song about Alice [06:14.82]Alice came by and with a few [06:16.29]Nasty words to Obie on the side bailed us out of jail and we went back [06:20.37]To the church had a another thanksgiving dinner that couldn't be beat [06:23.73]And didn't get up until the next morning when we all had to go to court [06:29.58]We walked in sat down Obie came in with the twenty seven eight by ten [06:33.90]Colour glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back [06:37.47]Of each one sat down [06:41.01]Man came in said All rise We all stood up [06:43.86]And Obie stood up with the twenty seven eight by ten colour glossy [06:47.28]Pictures and the judge walked in sat down with a seeing eye dog and he [06:51.15]Sat down we sat down [06:54.60]Obie looked at the seeing eye dog and then at the [06:58.65]Twenty seven eight by ten colour glossy pictures with circles and arrows [07:02.37]And a paragraph on the back of each one and looked at the seeing eye dog [07:08.82]And then at twenty seven eight by ten colour glossy pictures with circles [07:12.57]And arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one and began to cry [07:16.26]'Cause obie came to the realization that it was a typical case of american [07:20.31]Blind justice and there wasn't nothing he could do about it and the [07:23.61]Judge wasn't going to look at the twenty seven eight by ten colour glossy [07:27.84]Pictures with the circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each [07:31.11]One explaining what each one was to be used as evidence against us [07:35.85]And [07:36.00]We was fined 50 and had to pick up the garbage in the snow but that's not [07:42.18]What I came to tell you about [07:47.76]Came to talk about the draft [07:52.53]They got a building down New York City it's called Whitehall Street [07:55.62]Where you walk in you get injected inspected detected infected [07:59.91]Neglected and selected [08:05.61]I went down to get my physical examination one [08:08.46]Day and I walked in I sat down got good and drunk the night before so [08:12.87]I looked and felt my best when I went in that morning [08:16.26]'Cause I wanted to [08:16.95]Look like the all American kid from New York City man I wanted I wanted [08:21.33]To feel like the all I wanted to be the all American kid from New York [08:25.83]And I walked in sat down I was hung down brung down hung up and all [08:30.21]Kinds o' mean nasty ugly things [08:32.40]And I waked in and sat down and they gave [08:34.28]Me a piece of paper said Kid see the phsychiatrist room 604 [08:38.88]And I went up there I said Shrink I want to kill [08:46.56]I mean I wanna I [08:47.13]Wanna kill [08:49.20]Kill [08:50.25]I wanna I wanna see I wanna see blood and gore and [08:53.13]Guts and veins in my teeth [08:55.77]Eat dead burnt bodies [09:17.46]I mean kill Kill [09:41.40]KILL KILL And I started jumpin up and down yelling KILL KILL and [10:17.79]He started jumpin up and down with me and we was both jumping up and down [13:48.12]Yelling KILL KI