[00:00.00]时代音乐网 www.78497.com  [02:22.11]Born on a wednesday noon, [02:24.51]somewhere in the midlands, [02:26.73]they´d mistaken half his brain for the afterbirth and threw it away. [02:32.22]Since that day he always needed someone to look after him. [02:36.78]his half-hearted mother gave him away [02:39.69]so his halfbrother took care [02:42.39]brought him down again [02:43.56]since he was only running upstairs [02:46.32]took off the clothes he´d forgotten to take off, [02:49.14]whiped his back when he´d **** in his pants [02:51.57]cause he´d forgotten to take them down while sittin on the pot. [02:54.75]Another reason for why he never had friends: [03:00.43]He was unbearably forgetful, dumb and smelled. [03:11.91]On the day his halfbrother died he had to start to grow [03:15.60]and look after himself, [03:18.05]he got a part time job in a library [03:20.54]and yeah, you know the story, he never finished a book, [03:25.34]eventhough he´d started them all. [03:30.96]One day, in the pub, after work, having half a pint [03:35.26]he realized for the first time [03:37.06]that there was something missing in his life [03:40.19]for the first time he was aware of his lonelyness [03:42.74]what caused a flood of half pints [03:44.87]till he got thrown out and stumbled towards home. [03:49.08]From the next day on he was looking for his woman [03:51.60]but of course, none of those he had chosen was in any kind attached to him. [03:57.42]He got very frustrated and depressive, [04:00.03]drunk ways too much and still smelled; [04:02.43]remember this little restroom - problem! [04:06.43]This also didn´t help the situation. [04:09.52]He was so sick and tired of his half-a-live [04:12.22]that he´d decided to commit suicide [04:14.32]and shot himself in the head. [04:19.64]Nothing happened of course [04:23.62]it was the wrong side of the skull - the one with no brain. [04:58.40]He was taken to the hospital where he, [05:00.89]packed in bandage stumbled into a person on the corridor [05:04.46]packed in bandage, too. [05:06.47]But oh-god, it was a female with her skull dressing on the opposite side than his... [05:11.93]Half a year later they were married [05:13.73]and when their child was born - oh what a miracle: [05:14.58]it was fully brained. [05:18.81]He was the most happy person on this planet eventhough he was still [05:47.59]unbearably forgetful, dumb and smelled... [05:52.70]So, their life became more and more difficult, [05:55.90]she slept when he was awake, [05:58.27]she shut doors when he wanted them open... [06:01.50]their love turned into hate [06:03.78]and one day she took the child and left him. [06:09.05]It looks like femals can deal better [06:11.36]with half brained lives than males. [06:16.97]She went back to her mother [06:18.71]where she still lives her happy half-brained life. [06:41.86]But he drowned in deep depressions again, [06:45.67]became worse than ever before and, [06:48.46]yes, one day he took the old gun again and...BANG... [06:56.29]this time he got the right side. [06:59.32]He´d learned something after all.