[00:00.00]时代音乐网 www.78497.com  [00:00.07]Right Said Fred - Bernard Cribbins [00:05.26]Right said fred both of us together [00:07.55]One each end and steady as we go oh oh [00:11.85]Tried to shift it couldn't even lift it [00:14.13]We was getting nowhere [00:16.21]And so we had a cup of tea and [00:19.17]Right said Fred give a shout for Charlie [00:21.50]Up comes Charlie from the floor below [00:25.81]After straining heaving and complaining [00:28.19]We was getting nowhere [00:30.14]And so we had a cup of tea and Charlie had a think [00:34.17]And he thought we ought to take off all the handles [00:37.64]And the things wot held the candles [00:40.17]But it did no good well I never thought it would [00:42.63]All right said Fred have to take the feet off [00:45.45]To get them feet off wouldn't take a mo [00:49.76]Took its feet off even took the seat off [00:52.15]Should have got us somewhere but no [00:56.57]So Fred said let's have another cup of tea [00:59.13]And we said right o [01:05.23]Oh right said Fred have to take the door off [01:07.97]Need more space to shift the so and so [01:12.34]Had bad twinges taking off the hinges [01:14.59]And it got us nowhere and so we had a cup of tea and [01:19.51]Right said Fred have to take the wall down [01:22.03]That there wall is gonna have to go [01:26.29]Took the wall down even with it all down [01:28.68]We was getting nowhere and so we had a cup of tea [01:33.35]And Charlie had a think and he said look Fred [01:35.69]I got a sort of feeling if we remove the ceiling [01:40.51]With a rope or two we could drop the blighter through [01:43.06]All right said Fred climbing up a ladder [01:45.83]With his crowbar gave a mighty blow was he in trouble [01:51.17]Half a ton of rubble landed on the top of his dome [01:57.94]So Charlie and me had another cup of tea [02:00.66]And then we went home [02:04.94]I said to Charlie we'll just have to leave it [02:06.70]Standing on the landing that's all [02:09.42]You see the trouble with Fred is he's too hasty [02:12.93]Oh you'll never get nowhere if you're too hasty