[00:00.00]时代音乐网 www.78497.com  [00:07.61]I was riding on the Mayflower [00:09.57]When I thought I spied some land [00:11.45]I yelled for Captain Arab [00:12.82]I have yuh understand [00:14.88]Who came running to the deck [00:16.54]Said   Boys  forget the whale [00:18.58]Look on over yonder [00:20.10]Cut the engines  change the sail [00:21.85]Haul on the bowline [00:23.46]We sang that melody [00:25.33]Like all tough sailors do [00:26.98]When they are far away at sea [00:29.18]I think  I'll call it America [00:30.78]I said as we hit the land [00:32.67]I took a deep breath [00:34.09]I fell down  I could not stand [00:36.34]Captain Arab  he started [00:37.94]Writing up some deeds [00:39.40]He said   Let's set up a fort [00:41.22]And start buying the place with beads [00:43.38]Just then this cop comes down the street [00:45.62]Crazy as a loon [00:46.76]He throw us all in jail [00:48.29]For carryin' harpoons [00:57.00]Ah me  I busted out [00:58.32]Don't even ask me how [01:00.63]I went to get some help [01:01.99]I walked by a Guernsey cow [01:04.31]Who directed me down [01:05.65]To the Bowery slums [01:07.32]Where people carried signs around [01:09.35]Saying   Ban the bums [01:11.46]I jumped right into line [01:13.36]Sayin'   I hope that I'm not late [01:14.90]When I realized I hadn't eaten [01:16.79]For five days straight [01:18.58]I went into a restaurant [01:20.27]Lookin' for the cook [01:21.94]I told him I was the editor [01:23.73]Of a famous etiquette book [01:25.47]The waitress  he was handsome [01:27.38]He wore a powder blue cape [01:29.15]I ordered some suzette  I said [01:30.40]Could you please make that crepe [01:32.51]Just then the whole kitchen exploded [01:34.47]From boilin' fat [01:36.14]Food was flying anywhere [01:37.46]And I left without my hat [01:45.49]Now  I didn't mean to be nosy [01:47.38]But I went into a bank [01:49.01]To get some bail for Arab [01:50.29]And all the boys back in the tank [01:52.98]They asked me for some collateral [01:54.48]And I pulled down my pants [01:56.37]They threw me in the alley [01:57.94]When up comes this girl from France [01:59.96]Who invited me to her house [02:01.38]I went  but she had a friend [02:03.58]Who knocked me out and robbed my boots [02:05.30]And I was on the street again [02:07.32]Well  I rapped upon a house [02:08.72]With the US flag upon display [02:09.80]I said   Could you help me out [02:11.85]I got some friends down the way [02:13.82]The man says   Get out of here [02:15.53]I'll tear you limb from limb [02:17.39]I said   You know they refused Jesus  too [02:19.37]He said   You're not Him [02:20.98]Get out of here before I break your bones [02:23.12]I ain't your pop  [02:24.67]I decided to have him arrested [02:26.10]And I went lookin' for a cop [02:35.73]I ran right outside [02:37.06]And I hopped inside a cab [02:38.73]I went out the other door [02:40.10]This Englishman said   Fab [02:41.85]As he saw me leap a hot dog stand [02:44.10]And a chariot that stood [02:45.80]Parked across from a building [02:47.49]Advertising brotherhood [02:49.27]I ran right through the front door [02:50.99]Like a hobo sailor does [02:52.66]But it was just a funeral parlor [02:54.54]And the man asked me who I was [02:56.53]I repeated that my friends [02:57.81]Were all in jail [02:58.75]With a sigh he gave me his card [03:00.76]He said   Call me if they die [03:03.04]I shook his hand and said goodbye [03:04.86]Ran out to the street [03:06.81]When a bowling ball came down the road [03:08.79]And knocked me off my feet [03:10.43]A pay phone was ringing [03:11.77]It just about blew my mind [03:13.73]When I picked it up and said hello [03:15.69]This foot came through the line [03:23.83]Well  by this time I was feed up [03:25.56]At trying to make a stab [03:27.27]At bringin' back any help [03:28.60]For my friends and captain Arab [03:30.75]I decided to flip a coin [03:32.39]Like either heads or tails [03:34.20]Would let me know if I should go [03:36.05]Back to the ship or back to jail [03:37.88]So I hooked my sailor suit [03:39.28]And I got a coin to flip [03:41.15]It came up tails  it rhymed with sails [03:43.17]So I made it back to the ship [03:44.77]Well  I got back and took [03:46.27]The parkin' ticket off the mast [03:48.25]I was ripping it to shreds [03:50.36]When this coast guard boat went past [03:52.16]They asked me my name [03:53.50]And I said   Captain Kidd [03:55.34]They believed me but [03:56.41]They wanted to know [03:57.34]What exactly that I did [03:58.61]I said for the Pope of Eruke [04:00.57]I was employed [04:02.24]They let me go right away [04:03.84]They were very paranoid [04:13.13]Well  the last I heard of Arab [04:14.59]He was stuck on a whale [04:16.51]That was married [04:17.20]To the deputy sheriff of the jail [04:19.80]But the funniest thing was [04:21.40]When I was leavin' the bay [04:23.70]I saw three ships a sailin' [04:25.22]There were all heading my way [04:27.04]I asked the captain what his name was [04:29.10]And how come he didn't drive a truck [04:30.93]He said  his name was Columbus [04:32.52]I just said   Good luck