[00:00.00]时代音乐网 www.78497.com  [00:03.78]This next song  is a true story [00:07.09](Come here  b**ch ) [00:08.41](Aah ) [00:09.53]'Cause some things in this universe [00:12.47]Don't make sense  but some how [00:14.72]Always seem to f**kin' work [00:16.90]Flyin' down I-75 'bout to hop into 696 [00:20.47]I look over this f**kin' chick's tryna fix [00:21.97]Her makeup  I'm like "B**ch  you ain't a plastic surgeon [00:25.09]I advise ya to put up your visor  I'm getting' kyna ticked [00:27.90]You're blocking my side mirror " She's like "Yeah  so " [00:30.53]"I'm like "So  You gon' need a stitch  you keep acting like that  ho [00:34.15]I look your husband slut  That's a rhetorical question [00:37.09]You talk to me like you talk to him  I'll f**k you up [00:40.91]In fact  get in the back seat  like the rest of my dates [00:43.97]No b**ch rides shotgun  'What  taxi ' [00:45.47]Stop and pick you some Maxi-Pads up [00:48.15]Is that what you actually asked me  " [00:50.72]B**ch reaches over and smacks me [00:52.22]Says I annoy the f**k out her [00:53.84]"Get the f**k in back  Put on your slut powder [00:56.41]You slut  What   Shut the f**k up now-or [00:58.47]Getcha feelings hurt worse than my last chick [01:00.22]When I accidentally butt-dialed her [01:02.59]And she heard me spreading AIDS rumors UH-bout her " [01:05.22]Turn the radio up-louder  Make it thump while I bump [01:07.97]That Relapse CD  tryna hit every bump in that cunt [01:11.09]'Fore I snap back into act-SHUN [01:13.22]'Cause she kept asking me to quit calling her "cunt" [01:16.84]I said "I cunt " [01:17.59]She said "Marshall  You ain't really like that  Ohh-oh [01:20.09]You're putting on a show  is your mic dead [01:22.72]You're breaking my heart " She said: [01:25.84]"You're breaking my heart " [01:29.03]'Cause you ain't really like that  Ohh-oh [01:31.90]You're putting on a show  is your mic dead [01:34.84]You're breaking my heart " She said: [01:37.53]"You're breaking my heart " [01:40.40]Uh  pull up to club in a Porsche  not a Pinto [01:42.97]While Marshall's at a white trash party  I'm at drama central [01:45.16]I walk up in there looking at my phone on twitter  tweeting: [01:48.70]"I'm feeling a bunch a b**ches "  looking at a  cheesing [01:51.98]I get approached by this little scheezer [01:54.36]She asked me I am the realest G 'cause I'm Gucci from head to feet [01:58.10]I said "Yeah  I'm really is  'Cause I spit in ya man's face [02:01.36]Like Cam did that little kid on Killa Season [02:04.10]She said "I'm feelin' your big ego  Wait  am I talking wrong " [02:07.04]I said "Naw  I'm a walkin' Kanye/Beyonce song " [02:09.23]She said "I'm mad at chu " [02:11.56]I said "Why " She said "Why you never [02:13.31]Make songs with chicks  as if it's hard to do " [02:16.06]I said "I make songs for me  leave the studio [02:18.05]And go an' f**k the b**ch who go on and make da songs for you " [02:21.56]She said I'm feeling your whole swagger and flow [02:24.12]Can we hook up " I said "Ummm [02:26.31]You just used the word swagger  So no " [02:27.99]She said [02:28.93]You ain't really like that  Ohh-oh [02:31.12]You're putting on a show  is your mic dead [02:34.12]You're breaking my heart " She said: [02:36.99]"You're breaking my heart " [02:40.37]'Cause you ain't really like that  Ohh-oh [02:42.93]You're putting on a show  is your mic dead [02:46.18]You're breaking my heart " She said: [02:48.80]"You're breaking my heart " [02:49.74]We been riding around in this hatchback  'til I'm f**king hunchback [02:54.75]Where the f**k's this party at  slutbag [02:55.93]Cunt  Cut what act  Think it's act  F**k that [02:58.74]I'm tryna shag scuz  Better find this loveshack [03:00.49]Or somewhere the f**k-at  Ah  Don't touch that [03:03.12]You fat dyke  I'm trine hear some Bagpipes [03:05.49]From Baghdad  Don't act like [03:09.30]And Imma torture you 'til we find this place  Yeah  that's right [03:11.93]I thought it was just past this light  just past Van Dyk [03:15.62]Better hit that maplight  read them directions  Oh yeah [03:18.24]You can't read  And you can't write  You told me that last night " [03:21.37]She took my CD out the deck  snapped in half  like [03:23.93](Crack) "Relapse sucked " I snapped  hit the gas like [03:26.81](Zoom) Blew through the lights  spun out  hit a patch of black ice [03:30.06]Forgot we had trailer hitched to the back  We jack-knifed [03:32.12]B**ch flew out the car  I laugh like  she deserved it [03:36.05]She didn't think I'd act like [03:37.49]That in person [03:38.37]("Royce  Marshall just crashed right in front of the club ") [03:40.81]Verse 4 (Royce Da 5'9"): [03:42.37]Tell 'em I be there in a minute [03:45.62]I'm tryna break up this catfight [03:46.81]Between my mistress and damn wife [03:47.87]Then this chick wanted a hug  She was fat [03:50.12]So I gave her dap  then I tell 'er to scat [03:52.18]I'm not mean  I'm cute [03:53.37]On my way to the front door  taken' the scenic route [03:54.37]To avoid this chick with a *lace* looking' like Venus' and Serena's hoofs [03:58.18]Hope when they see me they don't slap me with them tennis rackets [04:02.52]My mind drifted back to this sh*t  I see my wife  push her down [04:06.15](Aagh ) Step over her body  then smack the mistress [04:08.58]Police outside  I turn and past the gat to Viscious [04:12.09]Then I step out and see my evil twin  he gives me an evil grin [04:15.27](Argh ) He mocks the mistress  turns around gives the misses hugs and kisses [04:17.96]Looks at me twisted like Nickel  ("Yeah  watch this sh*t ") [04:20.84]He smacks the dentures outta the mouth of the fat b**ch [04:23.02]He rode with and looks back to mention: [04:24.83]"Royce  it's good to be back to business " [04:26.84]You ain't really like that  Ohh-oh [04:29.02]You're putting on a show  is your mic dead [04:33.21]You're breaking our hearts " they said: [04:35.71]"You're breaking our hearts " [04:38.71]'Cause you ain't really like that  Ohh-oh [04:41.59]You're putting on a show  is your mic dead [04:45.02]You're breaking our heart " they said: [04:47.60]"You're breaking our heart "