[00:00.00]时代音乐网 www.78497.com  [00:00.48]Gaston (加斯顿) (《美女与野兽》电影插曲) - Josh Gad/Luke Evans (卢克·伊万斯)/Ensemble - Beauty and the Beast [00:10.76]Gosh it disturbs me to see you Gaston [00:13.93]Looking so down in the dumps [00:17.17]Every guy here'd love to be you Gaston [00:20.45]Even when taking your lumps [00:23.28]There's no man in town as admired as you [00:26.62]You're everyone's favorite guy [00:29.92]Everyone's awed and inspired by you [00:34.01]And it's not very hard to see why [00:41.72]No one's slick as Gaston [00:45.79]No one's quick as Gaston [00:47.42]No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston [00:51.02]For there's no man in town half as manly [00:54.86]Perfect a pure paragon [00:57.76]You can ask any Tom **** or Stanley [01:01.08]And they'll tell you whose team they'd prefer to be on [01:06.33]Who plays darts like Gaston [01:11.01]Who breaks hearts like Gaston [01:12.98]Who's much more than the sum of his parts like Gaston [01:16.29]As a specimen yes I'm intimidating [01:20.25]My what a guy that Gaston [01:23.42]I needed encouragement [01:25.37]Thank you LeFou [01:26.31]Well there's no one as easy to bolster as you [01:32.65]Too much [01:34.05]Yep [01:35.26]No one fights like Gaston [01:39.60]Douses lights like Gaston [01:41.21]In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston [01:44.71]When I hunt I sneak up with my quiver [01:48.57]And beasts of the field say a prayer [01:53.33]First I carefully aim for the liver [01:56.46]Then I shoot from behind [01:58.29]Is that fair [01:59.29]I don't care [02:01.95]No one hits like Gaston [02:03.20]Matches wits like Gaston [02:04.89]In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston [02:08.36]I'm especially good at expectorating [02:16.37]Ten points for Gaston [02:20.70]When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs [02:23.43]Every morning to help me get large [02:26.95]And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs [02:30.66]So I'm roughly the size of a barge [03:21.86]Who has brains like Gaston [03:23.36]Entertains like Gaston [03:24.80]Who can make up these endless refrains like Gaston [03:30.90]I use antlers in all of my decorating [03:38.03]Say it again [03:40.66]Who's a man among men [03:43.86]Who's the super success [03:45.42]Don't you know [03:46.04]Can't you guess [03:46.75]Ask his fans and his five hangers-on [03:50.38]There's just one guy in town [03:52.16]Who's got all of it down [03:57.72]And his name's GAST [04:03.64]I believe there's another T [04:07.16]It just occurred to me that I'm illiterate [04:10.14]And I've never actually had to spell it out loud before [04:14.68]Gaston