[00:00.00]时代音乐网 www.78497.com  [00:20.71]Yup [00:21.32]Steps up to the plate [00:22.51]Little brother little league [00:23.79]'87 he was 8 [00:25.11]Rookie season for the skinny slugger [00:26.71]Newly out of tee ball [00:27.80]Pit against a pitcher with a ripper you could eat off [00:29.98]Church and a grip of loons run to 3 rd first [00:32.33]Granny yelling 'go cubs ' nose in her word search [00:34.58]See milfs like apes on a monolithic bleacher [00:37.09]And are advocating war and peace in lieu of sport and leisure [00:39.46]'Hi Peggy' [00:40.45]I was 10 chewing on a sweet tart [00:42.34]Little brother left field queen's guard [00:44.04]Mean arm knees bent [00:45.22]Two out two on bags [00:46.75]When I caught him staring down at something moving through the grass [00:49.30]Hold up [00:49.88]Tagged runner and the whole cast rotate [00:52.18]Not before he could identify the culprit [00:54.57]Granny yelling 'go cubs' [00:55.85]Graham yelling 'gopher' [00:57.03]New left fielder give a f**k about a homer [00:59.16]Got a homie little rodent head and shoulders out his hovel [01:01.66]No baseball in the bubble [01:03.58]Ruh roh [01:04.34]Parents thought it adorable [01:05.48]The players followed suit [01:06.63]Inning crawling to a close [01:07.99]Head coach not amused [01:09.19]Coach seeing red [01:10.32]Coach on the diamond dragging 27 inches of aluminum behind him [01:13.78]When he transverse third the families turn nervous [01:15.53]The following is a transcript of man vs vermin [01:18.04]Here we go [01:20.06]Man stands out by a hole [01:22.10]Pest pops up to patrol [01:24.48]Man plays live whack a mole [01:26.22]In a scene that would try every child as adults [01:28.59]Woah [01:29.39]Pallbearer with a ball mitt [01:31.13]Thrown over the fence [01:32.50]Coach hit the bench [01:33.70]Both teams lose [01:34.94]'Good game good game' [01:36.23]Granny yelling 'go cubs 'cubs ain't playing [01:39.50]My little brother is a funny dude [01:41.88]A lot of funny sh*t happened to him [01:44.41]My other brother pretty funny too [01:46.93]Ain't seen him in a minute though [02:04.08]Just in case of rough waters I wanna put one up for my brothers [02:13.59]Just in case of rough waters I wanna put one up for my brothers [02:18.22]Yup [02:18.77]Not a part of the machine [02:20.21]Big brother big idea 90 16 [02:22.40]Neubaten tee plaid flannel laden adolescent art kid [02:25.55]Tony hawk hair skinny puppy denim [02:27.52]And a record player vomiting alien sex fiend [02:29.83]Peel sessions in a christian home for field testing [02:32.76]It's real youth in the palm of your hand [02:35.13]When your mom thinks Satan is involved in a band [02:37.22]We were buried in the village voice [02:38.98]Checking who was playing where [02:40.15]Pulled his head up out the paper pushing out a single tear [02:42.77]Five words like a beacon of light in the mist [02:45.37]'Ministry live at the Ritz' [02:46.99]It was Christ has risen to Chris [02:48.67]Three loaves two fish [02:49.75]Miracle of mechanized loops on 2 inch [02:52.00]Coming to a theater he would be there in the flesh [02:55.13]Moms didn't say 'no but she didn't say 'yes' [02:57.33]Copped tickets ha the plot thickens [02:59.68]Countdown to ultimate concert experience [03:02.12]Moms still worrying [03:03.02]'Why are they called ministry are they a cult' [03:05.33]Maybe she could properly investigate [03:07.02]Bought a mag with an al jourgensen interview [03:09.21]Read a couple sentences glanced at a pic or two or three [03:12.39]That's all no fair trial [03:13.74]Simply 'you will not be going to the show and that's final' [03:16.70]What occurred next were the top of the lungs of a son [03:19.48]Who unjustly had lost what he loved [03:21.29]In a moment that would transcend anger to high art [03:24.00]Said 'this is something I am willing to die for [03:27.66]Can you even imagine a death in the fam from industrial fandom [03:30.97]Anyway no body count no concert and Chris kicked rocks in his mismatched converse [03:37.01]My older brother is a funny dude [03:39.41]A lot of funny sh*t happened to him [03:42.24]We hadn't spoken in a couple moons [03:44.35]I called him last night [03:45.68]'How you doing [04:01.44]Just in case of rough waters I wanna put one up for my brothers [04:11.26]Just in case of rough waters I wanna put one up for my brothers