[00:00.00]时代音乐网 www.78497.com  [00:00.91]The Rhinoceros - Flanders & Swann [00:04.62]Oh nobody loves the Rhinoceros much [00:07.81]If you ask the reason why [00:10.03]They will tell you because of his scaly touch [00:12.60]Or his hard and glittering eye [00:15.00]But should you ask a truthful man [00:17.74]You will get this quick response [00:20.11]I do not trust that thing on his nose [00:23.40]The bodger on his bonce [00:25.96]Oh the bodger on the bonce [00:29.44]The bodger on the bonce [00:31.53]Pity the poor old Rhino with [00:34.75]The bodger on the bonce [00:39.82]Yet a sensitive heart the Rhinoceros owns [00:42.81]If you doubt it here's the proof [00:45.01]That thing on his nose is for taking stones [00:47.82]Out of a horse's hoof [00:49.65]He seldom if ever meets a horse [00:51.96]It is this that makes him sad) [00:54.30]When he does then it hasn't a stone in its hoof [00:57.85]But he would if he did and it had [01:00.15]Oh the bodger on the bonce [01:02.26]The bodger on the bonce [01:04.32]Pity the poor old Rhino with [01:07.40]The bodger on the bonce [01:12.53]And just to bring pleasure to those [01:14.59]Who like to enjoy the natural scene [01:16.95]He picks up litter on his spike [01:19.44]To keep the forest clean [01:21.27]And if one day to his habitat [01:23.70]For a picnic you should roam [01:26.22]He would open a tin should you [01:29.04]Have left your opener at home [01:31.34]With the bodger on the bonce [01:33.66]The bodger on the bonce [01:35.78]Pity the poor old Rhino with [01:38.62]The bodger on the bonce [01:43.79]So treat the Rhinoceros as your friend [01:47.33]Though he looks a fearsome sight [01:49.62]He amply justifies his end [01:52.09]Because his means are right [01:54.36]And ask yourself would you do as well [01:57.56]Fulfilling long-felt wants [01:59.87]If nature had endowed you with [02:03.72]A Bodger on your bonce [02:05.77]Yes a Bodger on your bonce [02:08.08]A Bodger on your bonce [02:10.25]If nature had endowed you with [02:13.42]A Bodger on your bonce [02:15.61]A Bodger on your bonce [02:17.71]A Bodger on your bonce