[00:00.00]时代音乐网 www.78497.com  [00:00.25]Mr Samberg Thanks for coming to your performance review [00:03.08]No problem [00:03.86]So you're in charge around here is that fair to say [00:06.07]Absolutely I'm the boss [00:08.08]Okay so take us through a day in the life of the boss [00:11.26]Well the first thing I do is [00:12.80]Talk to to corporate like a boss [00:14.30]Approve memos like a boss [00:15.85]Lead a workshop like a boss [00:17.35]Remember birthdays like a boss [00:19.02]Direct workflow like a boss [00:20.60]My own bathroom like a boss [00:22.31]Micromanage like a boss [00:23.60]Promote Synergy like a boss [00:25.20]Hit on Debra like a boss [00:26.87]Get rejected like a boss [00:28.42]Swallow sadness like a boss [00:30.10]Send some faxes like a boss [00:31.72]Call a sex line like a boss [00:33.40]Cry deeply like a boss [00:34.89]Demand a refund like a boss [00:36.51]Eat a bagel like a boss [00:38.08]Harrassment lawsuit like a boss [00:39.72]No promotion like a boss [00:41.40]Fifth of vodka like a boss [00:42.95]Sh*t on Debra's desk like a boss [00:44.75]Buy a gun like a boss [00:46.07]In my mouth like a boss [00:47.64]Oh f**k man I can't f**king do it sh*t [00:51.01]P**sy out like a boss [00:52.50]Puke on Debra's desk like a boss [00:54.11]Jump out the window like a boss [00:55.63]Suck a dude's d**k like a boss [00:57.31]Score some coke like a boss [00:58.90]Crash my car like a boss [01:00.46]Suck my own d**k like a boss [01:02.08]Eat some chicken strips like a boss [01:03.70]Chop my balls off like a boss [01:05.25]Black out in the sewer like a boss [01:06.87]Meet a giant fish like a boss [01:08.44]F**k its brains out like a boss [01:10.03]Turn into a jet like a boss [01:11.66]Bomb the Russians like a boss [01:13.19]Crash into the sun like a boss [01:14.85]Now I'm dead like a boss [01:16.87]Uh huh So that's an average day for you then [01:20.55]No doubt [01:21.81]You chop your balls off and die [01:23.41]Hell yeah [01:25.06]And I think at one point there you said something about sucking your own d**k [01:28.50]Nope [01:29.63]Actually I'm pretty sure you did [01:31.05]Nah that ain't me [01:33.21]Okay well this has been eye opening for me [01:35.67]I'm the boss [01:36.74]Yeah I know I got that You said it about four-hundred times [01:39.22]I'm the boss [01:40.25]Yeah yeah I got it [01:41.29]I'm the boss [01:41.99]Ok I heard you bye [01:44.66]LIKE A BOSS