Karaoke - My Band

[00:00.00]时代音乐网 www.78497.com  [00:13.57]I don't know dude I think everyone's all jealous and sh*t [00:17.36]Coz I'm like the lead singer of the band dude [00:19.95]And I think everybody's got a f**kin' problem with me dude [00:23.71]And they need to take it up with me after the show [00:26.51]Because [00:27.45]These chicks don't even know the name of my band [00:31.44]But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands [00:35.41]Cuz once I blow they know that I'll be the man [00:39.44]All because I'm the lead singer of my band [00:42.99]So I get offstage right drop the mic [00:45.33]Walk up to these hot chicks and I'm all like [00:47.26]Sup ladies my names Slim Shady I'm the lead singer of D-12 baby [00:51.23]And they're all like Oh my God it's him  Becky oh my f**king God it's Eminem  I swear to f**king God that you f**king rock please Marshall please let me suck your cock [00:59.14]Now by now the rest of the fellas get jealous [01:01.33]Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas [01:03.31]All the chicks start yellin' all the hot babes [01:05.18]Throw their bras and their shirts and their panties on stage [01:07.37]So like every single night they pick a fight with me [01:09.43]But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry [01:11.26]Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me [01:13.14]Dude I just think your trying to steal the light from me [01:15.25]Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me [01:16.90]Coz I told him Jessica Alba is my wife-to-be [01:18.78]This rockstar sh*t is the life for me [01:20.82]And all the other guys just despise me b cuz b [01:23.23]These chicks don't even know the name of my band [01:27.43]But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands [01:31.36]Coz once I blow they know that I'll be the man [01:35.43]All because I'm the lead singer of my band [01:38.95]My band my band my band my band my band my band my band my band my baaaaaaaaand my band baby [01:55.37]You just wanna see a ni**a backwards don't you [01:57.44]Ain't that how come we don't rap off pro tunes [01:59.27]Smash these vocals and do a performance [02:01.19]But we in a van and he in a tour bus [02:03.72]You don't want my autograph youse a liar [02:05.29]And nah I'm Swift [02:06.79](Oh I thought you were Kuniva) [02:08.52]What the hell is wrong with our dressing room [02:09.84]Cause our sh*t is lookin' smaller then like a decimal [02:11.52]See I know how to rap it's simple but [02:13.35]All I did is read a Russell Simmons book [02:15.10]So I'm all intact trying to get on the map [02:17.07]Doing jumping-jacks while getting whipped on my back [02:18.96]Look at him little punk-a** thinking he the sh*t [02:21.06]*Yea I know man by himself taking all the flips [02:23.11]Hey I thought we had an interview with D J Clue [02:25.41]Eminem No I had an interview not you two [02:27.13]You gonna be late for sound-check [02:28.54]*Man I ain't going to sound-check [02:29.72]*And our mikes is screwed up [02:30.76]*And his always sound best [02:31.89]*You know where I'm at I'ma say somethin' [02:33.32]*Hey yo Em [02:34.02]Eminem You got something to say [02:35.03]*Man nothing [02:35.56]*I thought you was about to tell him off man what's up [02:36.94]*Well imma tell him when I feel like it you man shut up [02:39.21]*And you ain't even back me up we supposed to be crew [02:41.37]Man I was about to talk right after you [02:43.08]*Aw man whatever [02:43.59]These chicks don't even know the name of my band [02:47.38]But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands [02:51.37]Cuz once I blow they know that I'll be the man [02:55.38]All because I'm the lead singer of my band [02:59.00]They say the lead singers rock but the group is not [03:01.02]Once we sold out arenas to amusement parks [03:02.73]I'm gonna let the world know that Proof is hot [03:04.81]I should cut his mic off when the music starts (Hey yo what's-) [03:07.73]Ready to snap on a dumb-a** fan [03:09.11]Every time I hear Hey dude I love your band [03:11.31]We ain't a band b**ch we don't play instruments [03:13.23]So why he getting 90 and we only get 10 percent [03:15.51]And these guys acting funny every area code [03:17.08]Proof carry my bag b**ch carry your own [03:18.94]Can't make it to the stage security in the way [03:20.97]Who the f**k are you   Where's Obe and Dre  [03:23.89]Godammit I'm sick of this group [03:25.38]Time for me to go solo and make some loot [03:27.33]I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps [03:29.63]Till Kon Artist slipped me some crack [03:31.13]Lose Yourself video - I was in the back [03:33.00]Superman video - I was in the back [03:35.10]For the media I got some suggestions [03:37.03]F**k Marshall ask us some questions [03:39.24]Like who is D-12 how we get started [03:41.22](But what about Eminem ) [03:42.61]B**ch are you retarded [03:43.57]Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group [03:45.27]Big a** stomach b**ches think I'm cute [03:47.19]Fifty told me to do sit-ups to get buff [03:49.09]Did 2 and a half and couldn't get up [03:51.04]F**k D-12 I'm outta this band [03:52.94]I'm bout to start a group with the real Roxanne [03:55.16]Girl why can't you see you're the only one for me [04:02.64]And it just tears my a** apart to know that you don't know my name [04:11.65](Yes F**k yes) [04:12.85]These chicks don't even know the name of my band (Haha) [04:15.41]But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands (F**k Marshall) [04:19.73]Cuz once I blow I know that I'll be the man (Yea) [04:23.26]All because I'm the new singe (Hahahah) [04:26.82]My band my band our band your band our band Roxanne Shauntan Leslie [04:43.50]I'm the lead singer of my band I get all the girls to take off their underpants [04:47.33]I'm the lead singer of my band my salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance [04:51.08]My salsa