[00:00.00]时代音乐网 www.78497.com  [00:01.26]Humpty Hump [00:20.46]Shock G [00:21.60]A'ight stop whatcha doin' ' [00:22.08]Cause I'm about to ruin [00:23.19]The image and the style that ya used to [00:24.03]I look funny [00:24.33]But yo I'm makin' money see [00:34.65]So yo world [00:34.95]I hope you're ready for me [00:35.49]Now gather 'round [00:36.15]I'm the new fool in town [00:47.67]And my sound's laid down by the [00:48.33]Underground [00:48.66]I drink up all the [00:49.08]Hennessey ya got on ya shelf [00:49.71]So just let me introduce myself [01:01.23]My name is [01:02.40]Humpty pronounced with a [01:03.00]Umpty Yo ladies oh how [01:03.51]I like to funk thee [01:05.85]And all the rappers in the top ten please allow me to bump thee [01:07.08]I'm steppin' tall y'all [01:07.56]And just like [01:07.92]Humpty Dumpty [01:08.34]You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me [01:09.66]I like to rhyme [01:10.08]I like my beats funky [01:10.59]I'm spunky [01:10.89]I like my oatmeal lumpy [01:11.43]I'm sick wit dis straight gangsta mack [01:12.24]But sometimes [01:14.13]I get ridiculous [01:14.61]I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice [01:17.04]Hey yo fat girl c'mere are ya ticklish [01:20.61]Yeah I called ya fat [01:21.03]Look at me [01:21.30]I'm skinny [01:21.57]It never stopped me from gettin' busy [01:22.41]I'm a freak [01:22.83]I like the girls with the boom [01:23.43]I once got busy in a [01:24.09]Burger King bathroom [01:24.54]I'm crazy [01:24.81]Allow me to amaze thee [01:29.67]They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me [01:30.57]I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants [01:35.58]And I even got my own dance [01:36.21]The [01:36.33]Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump [01:53.61]Do the Humpty [01:53.97]Hump come on and do the [01:54.57]Humpty Hump [01:54.93]Do the Humpty [01:57.72]Hump just watch me do the [01:58.29]Humpty Hump [01:58.65]Do ya know what [01:58.98]I'm doin' doin' the [01:59.34]Humpty Hump [01:59.70]Do the Humpty [02:03.87]Hump do the [02:04.17]Humpty Hump [02:06.69]People say Yo Humpty you're really funny lookin' [02:07.68]That's all right 'cause [02:11.13]I get things cookin' [02:14.22]Ya stare ya glare ya constantly try to compare me [02:16.29]But ya can't get near me [02:16.86]I give 'em more see and on the floor [02:17.64]B All the girls they adore me [02:18.24]Oh yes ladies [02:18.63]I'm really bein' sincere ' [02:20.61]Cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear [02:21.60]My nose is big uh uh [02:22.02]I'm not ashamed [02:22.38]Big like a pickle [02:22.80]I'm still gettin' paid [02:23.28]I get laid by the ladies ya know [02:34.59]I'm in charge [02:34.98]Both how I'm livin' and my nose is large [02:35.82]I get stupid [02:36.18]I shoot an arrow like [02:41.46]Cupid I use a word that don't mean nothin' like looptid [02:44.82]I sang on [02:45.06]Doowhutchalike and if ya missed it [02:45.54]I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits [02:49.14]Also told ya that [02:49.59]I like to bite [02:49.92]Well yeah [02:50.13]I guess it's obvious [02:50.76]I also like to write [02:51.45]All ya had to do was give [02:52.02]Humpty a chance [02:52.41]And now I'm gonna do my dance [02:53.04]Chorus Breakdown： [02:53.28]Oh yeah that's the break y'all [02:54.36]Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here [02:55.47]Oh yeah [02:55.77]Now that I told ya a little bit about myself [02:57.57]Let me tell ya a little bit about this dance [03:07.80]It's real easy to do check it out [03:08.46]First I limp to the side like my leg was broken [03:09.51]Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like [03:10.23]I was smokin' [03:10.59]Crazy wack funky [03:11.04]People say Ya look like M C Hammer on crack Humpty [03:14.10]That's all right 'cause my body's in motion [03:16.77]It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion [03:20.49]Anyone can play this game [03:21.09]This is my dance y'all [03:21.57]Humpty Hump's my name [03:22.11]No two people will do it the same [03:23.61]Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain [03:24.51]Humpin' funkin' jumpin' [03:25.11]Jig around shakin' ya rump [03:25.71]And when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump [03:26.97]Tell him Step off I'm doin' the Hump [03:44.91]Chorus Black people do the [03:45.51]Humpty Hump do the [03:45.99]Humpty Hump [03:54.96]White people do the [03:55.59]Humpty Hump do the [03:56.07]Humpty Hump [03:56.43]Puerto Ricans do the [04:08.04]Humpty Hump just keep on doin' the hump [04:08.94]Samoans do the [04:09.33]Humpty Hump do the [04:09.81]Humpty Hump [04:10.17]Let's get stupid [04:11.91]Chorus Oh yeah come on and break it down [04:13.11]Underground is in the house [04:14.85]I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world [04:15.75]Keep on doin' the [04:16.76]Humpty Dance [04:17.13]And to all the ladies [04:17.64]Peace and humptiness forever [04:19.50]Music and fade