[00:00.00]时代音乐网 www.78497.com  [00:03.77]Who does she think she is [00:05.21]That girl has tangled with the wrong man [00:07.21]No one says "no" to Gaston [00:08.90]Heh heh  Darn right [00:10.63]Dismissed  Rejected  Publicly humiliated [00:14.58]Why  it's more than I can bear [00:16.71]More beer [00:17.57]What for  Nothing helps  I'm disgraced [00:21.59]Who  you  Never  Gaston  you've got to pull yourself together [00:27.84]Gosh it disturbs me to see you  Gaston [00:31.64]Looking so down in the dumps [00:34.40]Every guy here'd love to be you  Gaston [00:37.60]Even when taking your lumps [00:40.52]There's no man in town as admired as you [00:43.71]You're everyone's favorite guy [00:47.20]Everyone's awed and inspired by you [00:50.60]And it's not very hard to see why [00:59.30]No one's slick as Gaston [01:04.11]No one's quick as Gaston [01:05.54]No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston [01:08.88]For there's no man in town half as manly [01:12.56]Perfect  a pure paragon [01:15.44]You can ask any Tom  **** or Stanley [01:18.75]And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on [01:24.24]No one's been like Gaston [01:28.21]A king pin like Gaston [01:30.04]No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston [01:33.48]As a specimen  yes  I'm intimidating [01:37.25]My what a guy  that Gaston [01:40.37]Give five hurrahs [01:42.24]Give twelve hip-hips [01:43.74]Gaston is the best [01:45.11]And the rest is all drips [01:48.93]No one fights like Gaston [01:53.17]Douses lights like Gaston [01:55.51]In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston [01:58.50]For there's no one as burly and brawny [02:01.98]As you see I've got biceps to spare [02:05.29]Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny [02:08.31]That's right [02:09.19]And every last inch of me's covered with hair [02:12.34]No one hits like Gaston [02:13.65]Matches wits like Gaston [02:15.41]In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston [02:18.77]I'm especially good at expectorating [02:22.59]Ten points for Gaston [02:25.84]When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs [02:28.71]Every morning to help me get large [02:32.30]And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs [02:35.30]So I'm roughly the size of a barge [02:41.57]No one shoots like Gaston [02:46.13]Makes those beauts like Gaston [02:48.30]Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston [02:51.78]I use antlers in all of my decorating [02:55.59]Say it again [02:56.53]Who's a man among men [02:58.21]And then say it once more [03:00.02]Who's the hero next door [03:01.58]Who's a super success [03:02.95]Don't you know [03:04.01]Can't you guess [03:04.95]Ask his fans and his five hangers-on [03:08.38]There's just one guy in town who's got all of it down [03:15.91]And his name's G-A-S-T- [03:22.62]G-A-S-T-E- [03:25.26]G-A-S-T-O- [03:27.25]Oh [03:28.28]Gaston