[00:00.00]时代音乐网 www.78497.com  [00:00.31]Pickin' Boogers 12 Version) - Biz Markie [00:20.44]Now this may sound disgusting an' like very gross [00:22.65]But it's sure to have your trippin' [00:24.12]So y'all listen close [00:25.17]It's not bright as the sun or sweet like sugar [00:27.90]But it's rather on the bug tip and it's called Pickin' Boogers [00:30.46]Now what I'm emceein' might not seem kosher to you [00:32.88]But it's still somethin' we all have to do [00:35.41]So go up your nose with a finger or two [00:37.91]And pull out one or a crusty crew [00:40.48]Yo  don't try to front like it's so gloomy and gray [00:43.04]'Cause we all pick our boogers sometime every day [00:45.61]Whether out in the open or on a sneak tip [00:48.18]With a finger  tissue  or even a Q-Tip [00:50.16]Take it from the Biz Markie because I'm jokin' [00:53.21]And also  remember this slogan [00:55.89]"Hey  ma  what's for dinner [00:58.53]Go up your nose and pick yourself a winner" [01:00.90]Pickin' Boogers [01:05.68]Pickin' Boogers [01:10.92]Pickin' Boogers [01:15.92]Pickin' Boogers [01:18.03]Let me tell you what happened on the train  man [01:21.43]I was coolin' one day with my partner Kane [01:23.74]Headed up to the Rooftop  ridin' the D train [01:26.38]When the man sittin' next to me was so profane [01:28.41]He'd stick his finger up his nose  then do a drain [01:31.73]should 'a moved) [01:32.89]I was just about  but al of a sudden  homeboy just pulled out [01:36.66]A big green slimy nah I'm not neven gonna say it [01:39.19]But it weighed a good pound if you tried to weigh it [01:41.73]He sat there for a while with it in his hand [01:44.12]So I tried to play cool and like ignore the man [01:46.28]So I laid my head back to catch a quick a nap [01:49.19]All of a sudden he plucked it dead in my lap [01:51.77]Now Kane sat there laughing like it was all a joke [01:54.25]But a brother like BizMarkie had almost choked [01:56.80]So I dug up my nose and pulled out about five [01:59.31]And plucked every last one of them dead in his eye [02:01.73]Then the man jumped up and said "what's wrong with you" [02:04.48]And wiped them off his face and said "I can't mess with you" [02:07.06]Like if I did something that was so full of shame [02:09.86]But yo you got to know the name of the game [02:12.34]Pickin' Boogers [02:17.09]Pickin' Boogers [02:22.34]Pickin' Boogers [02:27.21]Pickin' Boogers [02:31.46]Hmmm [02:32.66]Now let me take a trip down memory lane [02:35.06]Back in public school with my partner Kane [02:37.52]When I was class clown  and he was my brother [02:40.04]Sittin' at the desk pluckin' boogers at each other [02:42.09]Never doin' work as we was supposed [02:44.24]Cause we was too busy diggin' up our nose [02:47.60]And in the lunchroom you would talk about rude [02:50.18]God forbid the person that'd leave his food [02:52.78]No matter who you are we didn't give a damn [02:55.35]We even put teachers down with the program [02:58.01]Whether if it was a woman or if you a man [03:00.45]We put boogers on our fingers then shake ya hand [03:02.71]Catch anyone from anywhere [03:05.29]But the best fun about it catchin' Kane out there [03:08.15]Especially when we playin' ball in the gym [03:10.43]I put boogers on the basketball and pass it to him [03:13.04]Now we're grown up and things have changed [03:14.77]But we still be playin' the pickin' boogers game [03:17.22]Just last night  when Kane was gettin' ready [03:20.10]I slipped a little green one inside his spaghetti [03:23.26]Pickin' Boogers [03:28.01]Pickin' Boogers [03:33.23]Pickin' Boogers [03:38.38]Pickin' Boogers [03:40.67]Let me tell you what happened to me with this girl [03:43.64]One night at Latin Quarters I was standin' at ease [03:46.05]I saw this gorgeous young lady that I wanted to skeez [03:48.55]I didn't show enough that I really did want it [03:51.22]So  no half steppin'  I pushed up on it [03:54.07]Pulled out the gold cable and I knocked her with phat [03:56.20]Had a spotlight beamin' on my BizMarck hat [03:58.74]But when she stepped in the light and she got real close [04:01.28]I saw a tiny weeny booger on the tip of her nose [04:03.78]She was dressed real def and her body was hooked [04:06.27]But that dried up booger just ruined her look [04:08.79]I wanted to tell her about it but I couldn't be bold [04:11.57]So I played if off and said "that's a cute green mole" [04:14.14]I was hopin' from that she would wipe it away [04:16.44]But she didn't do nothin' I guess she wanted it to stay [04:19.11]I said before you get my number  I don't mean to diss you [04:21.79]But write it in your hand because your gonna need the tissue