[00:00.00]时代音乐网 www.78497.com  [00:00.29]And now the grand old opera theater proudly presents [00:03.71]A special holiday edition of the adventures of the kung pao buckaroos [00:27.54]Well it's a kung pao buckaroo holiday [00:32.58]Whatever you do watch what you say [00:36.89]If you're easily offended well that's okay [00:45.00]It's a completely non offensive and politically correct holiday [00:55.44]We catch up with our three cowboys one cold [00:57.63]December night huddled around the camp fire [01:02.93]How about we sing some holiday songs [01:05.79]Yeah hey george you wanna lead us off [01:08.29]Yeah I got one [01:10.50]Oh chri biip mas tree oh chri biip mas tree how lovely are thou branched [01:19.46]Why am I getting blipped again [01:21.46]Haven't you heard guys you can't say chri biip mas you gotta say holiday [01:24.83]I can't say chri biip mas [01:26.14]No you might offend somebody [01:28.61]Who is offended by chri biip mas [01:31.22]You know you might offend the biiiip and the biiiip and the atheists [01:35.61]What [01:35.83]Time to politically correct [01:37.95]I'll lead this off [01:41.96]On the first day of chri biip mas my true love said to me [01:47.50]Jimmy are you listening [01:48.39]What [01:49.22]You can't say chri biip mas [01:50.60]Why not [01:51.39]You can say biiiip on the last record [01:54.99]Why can't I say chri biip mas [01:56.58]I didn't make the rules [01:57.64]Hey listen guys it's not that difficult [02:00.36]All you gotta do is change chri biip mas to holiday [02:04.41]You know instead of saying white chri biip mas you say [02:07.14]I'm dreaming of a whi biiip holiday [02:09.90]Why did I get blipped [02:10.84]You've got to say caucasian [02:13.45]So I have to sing I'm dreaming of a caucasian holiday [02:17.51]Sure that won't offend anybody [02:18.65]Well it's a kung pao buckaroo holiday [02:23.92]Whatever you do watch what you say [02:28.60]If you're easily offended well that's okay [02:32.14]Why do these people have to feel that way [02:34.40]How come they get offended so easily [02:36.27]It's a completely non offensive and politically correct holiday [02:42.32]I'm just trying to come up with a song here [02:46.78]Let's sing one together everybody ready george [02:49.43]Ready [02:50.88]Bill your ready [02:51.27]I'm ready [02:52.06]Jimmy jimmy jimmy [02:56.71]Okay [02:59.84]We three kings of biiiiiiiiip are bearing gifts we've traveled real far [03:08.52]Sorry boys you have to say asia now [03:10.59]What [03:11.42]Oh come on just try [03:16.25]We three kings of asia are [03:20.81]That sounds like horse biiiip [03:21.93]Oh lord okay how about little drummer boy [03:25.66]Nope that offends short people [03:27.81]And you can't say drummer cause that will offend real musicians [03:30.70]How about little town of meddle hell [03:33.69]What's this with all the short jokes [03:35.62]Hey how about we do silent night [03:37.09]No it'll offend people who's hard to hear and afraid of the dark [03:42.17]What did he say about a shark [03:43.29]Shark [03:43.73]This happens every year [03:45.49]Well it's a kung pao buckaroo holiday [03:50.89]Whatever you do watch what you say [03:55.39]If you're easily offended well that's okay [04:02.98]It's a completely non offensive and politically correct holiday [04:09.23]Hohoho [04:10.37]No [04:11.14]I can't say ho [04:12.27]No you might offend some women [04:14.77]So basically we can't sing anything [04:17.68]I think that a bunch of bull biiiip [04:20.58]Softer george it's more effective [04:23.01]I think that a bunch of bull biiiip [04:28.39]You now what I don't care who we offend [04:32.88]I'm gonna sing chri biip mas carols if I wanna sing chri biip mas carols [04:36.26]Louder man it's more effective [04:38.07]I don't care who we offend [04:40.14]I'm gonna sing chri biip mas carols if I wanna sing chri biip mas carols [04:43.83]Me too [04:45.03]We wish you a merry chri biip mas [04:48.50]We wish you a merry chri biip mas [04:50.47]We wish you a merry chri biip mas and a happy ne biip year [05:01.36]We can't say new it'll offend the old folks [05:05.01]And you never wanna offend them