[00:00.00]时代音乐网 www.78497.com  [00:17.16]Well  the farmer prayed for a better year [00:19.74]And the crops were good like the Lord did hear [00:22.44]But his barn burned down with winter near [00:25.15]The answer came in white and black [00:27.98]In the farmer's almanac  it says [00:31.15]'If a man could have half his wishes [00:34.01]He could double his trouble' [00:38.11]A sweet old lady was eighty-four [00:40.25]When her kinfolks came for a month or more [00:43.03]Now from overwork she's on the other shore [00:45.80]Much too late was y'all come back [00:48.24]And it says in the farmer's almanac  it says [00:52.31]'Visitors and fish smell after three days' [00:58.52]Our leader was a silver tongued man [01:00.89]He deceived the people of the land [01:03.46]And when he got caught he couldn't stand [01:06.13]It's a little off-beat and a little off-track [01:08.85]But it says in the farmer's almanac  it says [01:12.44]'In rivers and bad government [01:14.68]The lightest things flow to the top' [01:33.43]Rod said  "I don't believe in God" [01:35.64]Rod died and lies beneath the sod [01:38.16]For God did not believe in Rod [01:40.72]Life is a troubled and a weary track [01:43.23]But it says in the farmer's almanac  it says [01:47.36]'Feed your faith and your doubts will starve to death' [01:53.59]The little boy followed the honeybee [01:55.78]And it flew straight to the honey tree [01:58.38]He got stung but got the honey free [02:01.13]Consolation for the things you lack [02:04.04]Is in the farmer's almanac  it says [02:07.59]'God gives us the darkness so we can see the stars' [02:13.71]He came home three hours late from work [02:16.17]Said  "I had a flat and fell in the dirt" [02:18.97]She said  "You gotten lipstick on your shirt" [02:21.60]Well it turned out like Jill and Jack [02:23.95]And it says in the farmer's almanac  it says [02:27.95]'Lies have to be covered up  truth can run around naked' [02:47.25]He said  "Honey  you know I'm true [02:49.21]I just look at other women that's all I do" [02:51.74]Then she caught him with her best friend Peggy Sue [02:54.41]Sometimes some women will look back [02:56.96]And it says in the farmer's almanac  it says [03:00.65]'There's a lot of difference in window shoppin' and shop liftin'' [03:07.29]I sat down at a shoeshine stand [03:09.26]I had a real slow shoeshine man [03:11.70]I said you don't pop that rag like some of 'em can [03:14.52]He looked at me and then he sat right back [03:16.92]It says in the farmer's almanac  it says [03:20.80]'The trouble with the world today is [03:23.49]There's too much poppin' and not enough shinin''