Toby Keith - The Critic

[00:00.00]时代音乐网 www.78497.com  [00:13.39]Tell it like it is [00:16.27]He gets up real early on his mornin drive [00:20.95]Down to the office for his 9 to 5 [00:24.63]He drives a 94  2 ton  economy car [00:28.81]Loves to tell the local bands down at the bar [00:32.68]That he's The Critic [00:34.24]Yea  I can hook you up  I know everybody [00:39.10]In the business [00:40.91]He flunked junior high band [00:42.79]He couldn't march in time [00:44.78]He tried to write a song once [00:47.10]He couldn't make it rhyme [00:48.84]He went two or three chords on a pawn shop guitar [00:52.90]He just never quite had what it took to be a star [00:56.95]So he's a critic [00:59.33]I work for the Gazette man   I got a real job [01:05.07]He did a 5-star column on a band he never heard [01:09.24]He did a bluegrass review about an unkind word [01:13.43]He thought it was time to ask his boss for a raise [01:17.42]His boss said I can't even tell [01:19.35]If anybody's even readin your page [01:23.76]Yea [01:27.94]So he thought   and he thought a little more [01:32.06]He caught a young hot star headin into town [01:35.68]And then he hid behind his typewriter [01:38.43]And gunned the boy down [01:40.05]Here come the letters  the e-mails [01:43.10]The faxes  they raised him to 20 000 dollars [01:47.23]After taxes [01:49.10]He's a happy critic [01:53.10]He's rollin in the dough [01:56.28]Man I could do this forever [01:58.21]This is easy  Everybody's readin my column [02:01.77]Please don't tell my mom [02:04.64]That I write the music column for the Gazette [02:07.45]She still thinks I play piano down [02:10.37]At the Cathouse [02:13.68]Let's get funky with this now boys   Play it on out [02:19.30]Come on Shannon [02:24.11]There's ole Biff jumpin in [02:28.60]   is layin it down [02:31.65]Come on Shannon [02:36.65]Aww yea  my man Steve [02:44.76]Man my fingers are gettin tired [02:45.95]Y'all gonna have to hurry [02:47.83]This snappin thing   wearin me out [02:54.68]Hello Shannon [02:57.99]Guess he's on coffee break man [03:01.23]They're gonna love you [03:05.09]Cause they already love me [03:09.30]Yea [03:10.16]It's the Critic