[00:00.00]时代音乐网 www.78497.com  [00:09.51]Well like to explain to you all before [00:44.70]I ain't no drinkin' man [01:28.98]I tried it once and it got me highly irregular [02:35.43]And I swore I'd never do it again [02:42.69]I promised my brother in law that I'd go up watch his still [02:47.58]While he went in to town to vote [02:54.78]It was right up on the mountain [02:56.01]Where the map said it would be [02:59.01]Friends let me tell you one thing [03:00.15]Tho it wasn't no ordinary still [03:06.09]It stood up on that mountainside [03:16.80]Like a hugh golden opal [03:21.21]God's yeller moon shinin' on the cool clear evenin' [03:22.26]God's little lanterns twinklin' on and off in the heavens [03:32.46]Like I explain'd to you once before I ain't no drinkin' man [03:39.18]But temptation got the best of me [03:44.88]And I took a slash [03:57.12]That yella whiskey runnin' down my throat [03:59.19]Like honey dew vine water [04:00.90]And I took another slash [04:04.86]Took another'n an another'n an another'n [04:06.18]For you knew I'd downed one whole jug of that s**t [04:13.80]Goose pimples was runnin' up and down my body [04:19.76]And a feelin' came over me [04:29.16]Like somethin' I'd never experienced before [04:31.23]It was like like I was in love [04:39.84]In love for the first time with anything that moved [04:49.95]Animate inanimate it didn't matter [04:53.13]It's like there's a great neon sign flashin' on an' off [05:13.14]'Cause I was drunk [05:26.67]I wasn't knee crawlin' slip slidin' Reggie Youngin' [05:43.02]I was God's own drunk and a fearless man [05:54.18]And that's when I first saw the bear [06:04.62]He was a Kodiak lookin' fella 'bout nineteen feet tall [06:07.50]He rambled up over the hill [06:09.39]Expectin' me to do one of two things [06:11.10]Flip or fly I didn't do either one [06:12.99]It hung him up [06:16.80]He started sniffin' around my body tryin' to smell fear [06:20.37]But he ain't gonna smell no fear 'cause [06:21.60]I'm God's own drunk and a fearless man [06:24.09]It hung him up [06:35.94]He looked right in my eyes and my eyes [06:54.12]Was a lot redder than his was [06:57.36]It hung him up [07:09.24]So I approached him I said Mr Bear I love [07:20.43]Every hair on your twenty seven acre body [07:30.18]I know you got a lot of friends over there [08:05.22]On the other side of the hill [08:21.93]There's ole' rare bear tall bear Freddy bear Kelly bear [08:32.61]Really bear smelly the bear smokey the bear [08:34.28]Pokey the bear [08:37.40]I want you to go back over there tonight [08:39.17]And tell them I'm feelin' right [08:40.89]You tell them I love each and everyone of them [08:45.30]Like a brother and a sister [08:49.38]But if they give me any trouble tonight [09:00.12]I'm gonna run every God d**n one of them off the hill [09:19.65]He took two steps backwards and didn't know what to think [09:24.57]Neither did I but bein' charitable and cautious [09:31.83]Well hell I approached him again [09:33.09]I said Mr Bear You know in the eyes of the Lord [09:40.17]So I want you to be my buddy Buddy bear [09:54.06]So I took ole' buddy bear by his island size paw [10:00.06]And I led him over to the still [10:02.97]He's a sniffin' around that thing cause [10:04.17]He's smellin' somethin' good [10:10.92]I gave him one of them jugs of honey dew vine water [10:13.29]He downed it up right [10:14.49]Looked like one of them d**n bears in the circus [10:16.17]Sippin' sasparilly in the moonlight [10:19.80]I gave him another'n an another'n an another'n [10:21.42]For I knew it he downed eight of them [10:33.18]Two snips a snort a fly turn and a grunt [10:35.67]It was so simple like the jitter bug [10:37.41]It plum evaded me [10:43.05]We worked ourselves into a tumultuous uproar [10:49.20]And I was awful tired and went over to the hillside [10:53.37]And I laid down and went to sleep [10:55.65]Slept for four hours and dreampt me some tremulous dreams [11:31.29]When I woke up there was God's yeller moon [11:33.81]Shinin' on the clear cool evenin' [11:38.31]God's little lanterns twinklin' on and off [11:40.89]In the heavens [11:53.52]My buddy the bear was a missin' [12:03.27]Want to know something else friends and neighbors [12:06.66]So was that still