[00:00.00]时代音乐网 www.78497.com  [00:02.80]May I have your attention please [00:05.86]May I have your attention please [00:08.47]Will the real Slim Shady please stand up [00:11.95]I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up [00:16.23]We're gonna have a problem here [00:17.35]Y'all act like you never seen a white person before [00:19.48]Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door [00:22.26]And started whoopin' her a*s worse than before [00:23.99]They first were divorced suin' her over furniture [00:25.58]Agh [00:26.12]It's the return of the "Ah wait no way you're kidding [00:28.68]He didn't just say what I think he did did he" [00:30.80]And Dr. Dre said nothing you idiots [00:33.40]Dr. Dre's dead he's locked in my basement [00:35.23]I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady [00:36.97]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [00:39.19]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up [00:41.57]Please stand up please stand up [00:43.86]I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady [00:45.65]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [00:47.97]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up [00:50.31]Please stand up please stand up [00:52.55]Please stand up please stand up [00:54.62]Please stand up please stand up [00:56.86]Please stand up please stand up [00:59.09]Please stand up please stand up [01:01.23]Please stand please stand [01:02.30]Please stand please stand [01:03.38]Please stand please stand [01:04.45]Please stand please stand [01:07.74]Please stand up please stand up [01:17.62]Please stand up [01:26.35]Please stand up [01:27.50]I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose [01:29.43]But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms [01:31.99]Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose [01:33.91]But can't but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose [01:36.18]"My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips" [01:38.23]And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss [01:40.39]And that's the message that we deliver to little kids [01:42.46]And expect them not to know what a woman's c******s is [01:44.81]Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is [01:46.60]By the time they hit fourth grade [01:47.70]They've got the Discovery Channel don't they [01:49.33]We ain't nothin' but mammals well some of us cannibals [01:51.89]Who cut other people open like cantaloupes [01:53.88]But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes [01:55.61]Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope [01:58.24]But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote [02:00.20]Women wave your pantyhose sing the chorus and it goes [02:02.36]I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady [02:04.23]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [02:06.38]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up [02:08.88]Please stand up please stand up [02:11.00]'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady [02:12.97]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [02:15.14]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up [02:17.52]Please stand up please stand up [02:19.78]Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records [02:21.87]Nope [02:21.89]Well I do so f**k him and f**k you too [02:24.05]You think I give a d**n about a Grammy [02:25.87]Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me [02:28.34]"But Slim what if you win wouldn't it be weird" [02:30.41]Why so you guys could just lie to get me here [02:32.50]So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears [02:34.90]S**t Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs [02:36.99]So I can [02:37.44]I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady [02:39.13]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [02:41.35]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up [02:43.72]Please stand up please stand up [02:46.00]I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady [02:47.88]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [02:50.06]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up [02:52.48]Please stand up please stand up [02:54.66]Please stand up please stand up [02:56.87]Please stand up please stand up [02:59.03]Please stand up please stand up [03:01.22]Please stand up please stand up [03:03.42]Please stand please stand [03:04.49]Please stand please stand [03:05.56]Please stand please stand [03:06.63]Please stand please stand [03:09.92]Please stand up please stand up [03:19.74]Please stand up [03:28.53]Please stand up [03:29.51]I'm like a head trip to listen to 'cause I'm only givin' you [03:31.69]Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room [03:33.88]The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all [03:36.46]And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all [03:38.80]I just get on the mic and spit it [03:40.21]And whether you like to admit it I just s**t it [03:42.36]Better than 90% of you rappers out can [03:44.31]Then you wonder "How can [03:45.39]Kids eat up these albums like Valiums" [03:46.92]It's funny 'cause at the rate I'm going when I'm 30 [03:49.10]I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting [03:51.55]Pinching nurse's a*ses when I'm jacking off with Jergens [03:53.56]And I'm jerking but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working [03:55.69]And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking [03:57.84]He could be working at Burger King spittin' on your onion rings [04:00.39]Or in the parking lot circling screaming "I don't give a f**k" [04:02.90]With his windows down and his system up [04:20.35]With his windows down and his system up