[00:00.00]时代音乐网 www.78497.com  [00:00.57]Ha ha ha [00:06.99]Hmm [00:08.68]Hmm mmm mmm [00:09.70]You know the rock's gonna [00:10.28]Tell you a little story [00:12.17]You ain't gonna believe it [00:13.65]But he's gonna tell you anyway [00:16.36]It's tough to be the rock [00:18.07]Ah na na shut your mouth no no [00:20.49]It really is [00:23.33]Even though the rock is [00:24.63]The rock is the most electrifying man [00:27.14]In all of showbiz [00:29.53]You see when the rock gets [00:30.46]Too much [00:31.72]Too much of the fame [00:33.56]And all the bright lights [00:35.13]Too much [00:36.75]He likes to kick back and have [00:38.79]A slice of that unadulterated delight [00:44.66]Welcome to rick's bakery can I help [00:46.73]Wait a minute [00:47.95]Aren't you the famous rock [00:49.45]Yeah the rock the people's champ in the house [00:51.07]What's happenin slick [00:51.61]Oh my god hey how you doing [00:52.51]Guy listen you gotta take a picture [00:53.69]Before you leave guy [00:54.47]Whoa [00:54.61]The rock don't wanna take pictures [00:55.65]The rock just wants a piece of pie [00:56.98]You gotta any of that in this bakery [00:58.24]Oh I got every kinda pie you can think of [00:59.60]I got strawberry pie blueberry pie [01:01.41]Blueberry what [01:01.71]Apple pie ah nah no no whoa whoa whoa [01:03.78]Actually slick it doesn't matter [01:05.54]What type of pie you have [01:07.06]Let the rock tell you a little story about pie [01:13.74]Drivin' down south though quickly aroused [01:15.87]When my car caught a flat [01:17.20]And then this old farm house [01:18.65]I hope somebody's home [01:19.82]Takin' a chance at it [01:21.34]Knocked on the door and this fine chick answered [01:23.63]You're the rock can I use your phone [01:25.55]I'm shakin' sure if you try some of this pie [01:28.25]I'm makin [01:28.87]Daisy dukes shorts on five foot stood [01:31.19]Said sure what the heck I mean it did smell good [01:33.62]So when she caught rock in the [01:34.99]Kitchen towards to rate her [01:36.62]There's her grandmother aunt and a chinese neighbor [01:47.27]Well the rock is gonna tell you again [01:49.68]You see it's tough to be the rock [01:52.35]Yeah the rock knows that might sound crass [01:56.52]Oh and by the way [01:57.96]All you jabroni's in the locker room [02:00.08]You can all come kiss the rock's ass [02:03.94]'Cause you know after the rock lays a smackdown [02:06.84]On some big fat ugly hermaphrodite [02:10.60]The rock needs a little distraction [02:13.15]And a slice sounds just right [02:18.78]The rock's thanks ladies and more kind words [02:21.48]Grandmother said be polite eat mine first [02:24.05]So I sat down tried her she looked quite glad [02:26.39]Had a strange tastin mold but it wasn't so bad [02:29.09]That's right the rock havin pie in the country [02:31.72]Devoured here's her aunt and stella was hungry [02:34.27]That's all rock said bored readin' the paper [02:36.53]Til finally a plate of the next door neighbors [02:39.27]Dogged it down fast 'cause it really did please [02:41.69]I mean it tasted so good rock was talkin' chinese [02:45.09]Ching bang wing gon aii that good pie [02:50.07]Oh that's the pie you was talkin' about [02:52.11]Oh yeah [02:52.57]The rock nose sun you can smake nough [02:56.96]It's tough to be the rock [02:59.56]No no no [03:00.88]It really is even [03:03.36]Because you are know [03:04.03]The rock is the most electrifying [03:07.29]Man in all of showbiz [03:10.01]You see when the rock gets [03:11.05]Too much too much [03:12.63]Too much of the fame [03:13.58]And all the bright lights [03:16.81]He likes to kick back and have a slice [03:19.22]No no no no no [03:20.89]Yeah the rock is ada hold on high [03:23.91]Sweet sweet [03:27.25]Da dada