[00:00.00]时代音乐网 www.78497.com  [00:00.03]Eminem - Alfred's Theme (Explicit) [00:09.68]Before I check the mic [00:10.94]Check check one two [00:11.64]I give it an extra swipe with a Lysol disinfectant wipe [00:14.75]Good evening [00:15.28]Coronavirus in effect tonight [00:17.17]Antiseptics on deck I got every type [00:19.43]Yeah [00:19.70]I throw on my tux then I [00:20.56]Yeah [00:20.91]Give zero f**ks then I [00:21.76]Yeah [00:22.10]Act like a jockstrap [00:22.99]Uh [00:23.32]Cup my nuts then I [00:24.33]Yeah [00:24.39]Check my ball hair [00:25.44]What [00:25.79]Make sure it's all there [00:26.75]Yeah [00:27.08]Then call the pallbearer [00:27.96]Yeah [00:28.35]It's Music to Be Murdered By again why stop [00:30.51]Overkill like a pipe bomb in your pine box [00:32.81]You're all hitched to my cock [00:34.17]What [00:34.43]Went from punchin' a time clock to getting my shot [00:36.95]Then treated it like a cyclops [00:38.80]Like it's the only one I got [00:40.50]And my thoughts are like nines cocked [00:41.86]Chk-chk [00:42.22]Every line's obscene pervertedest mind got the dirtiest rhyme stocked [00:45.78]That's why there's parental advising every time I drop [00:49.28]So throw on the theme to Alfred I'll channel him like the Panama Canal [00:52.94]But how could I get up in arms [00:54.13]About you saying trash is all that I put out [00:56.73]B***h I still get the bag when I'm putting garbage out [00:59.21]Plus the potty mouth I'm not about to wash it out [01:01.24]The filthiest so all this talk about "I'm washed up" how preposterous [01:04.11]Because if cleanliness is next to godliness [01:05.79]It's obvious that it's impossible for me to be beside myself [01:09.14]And I'm 'bout that capital like a proper noun [01:11.53]Still on top the pile [01:12.73]Got me sitting on numbers like a pocket dial [01:15.24]Quick to call you out on your bulls**t [01:17.38]Don't make me give that crock a dial [01:18.90]'Cause if I do it's see you later alligator [01:20.80]Made it out the trailer then I made a vow to cater to no one [01:23.46]So hate I've gained about the same amount that's in my bank account [01:25.94]So here's some more s**t for you to complain about I say the [01:28.48]Bars that never slack but always get attacked [01:30.71]Yeah [01:30.90]I think they're gunnin' for me it's startin' to feel like that [01:33.10]Like I'm marked 'cause when I rap [01:34.55]It's like fallin' on my back in a tar pit [01:36.52]'Cause I have this target on my back [01:38.20]Ew yuck [01:38.95]But if I ever double-crossed my fans and lost my Stans [01:41.63]I'd probably pop five Xans [01:42.99]Yeah [01:43.18]Go in my garage start my van [01:44.91]Inhale as much carbon monoxide and exhaust I can [01:47.98]And doze off like [01:49.52]But odds like that with these thoughts I have's [01:51.27]Like a giant getting squashed by ants [01:53.66]If this is the test of time I'd pass with flying colors [01:56.41]Like I just tossed my crayons [01:57.83]Tossed my crayons [01:58.72]Small medium and large size cans [02:00.44]Sanitizers of all types brands cost nine bands [02:02.97]Which is a small price for Lysol wipes and [02:05.39]If my palms brush across my pants I wash my hands [02:08.18]S**t hold on man [02:11.05]Motherf**ker [02:12.99]Happy birthday to [02:15.14]F**k [02:15.53]Shh quiet [02:16.23]I sit in silence in candlelit environments [02:18.39]Sipping Wild Irish while getting violent [02:20.76]Homicidal visions when I'm spitting like this [02:22.72]But really I'm just fulfilling my wish of killing rhymes [02:25.13]Which is really childish and silly but I'm really like this [02:27.80]I'm giving nightmares to Billie Eilish I'm Diddy's side b***h [02:31.06]What the f**k [02:31.88]Hold on wait [02:32.50]"I'm Diddy's side b***h" [02:33.23]Oh I'm still east side b***h [02:35.75]So until the E-N-D since EPMD [02:38.22]Been givin' y'all the business [02:39.21]Yeah [02:39.55]D.R.E and me [02:40.39]Yup [02:40.44]From the MMLP to MTBMB [02:42.71]B***h [02:43.11]B***h it's 2020 you still ain't seein' me [02:45.27]Haha [02:45.69]So call me Santa Clause [02:46.61]Santa Clause [02:46.98]'Cause at the present [02:47.78]Yeah [02:48.09]I out-rap 'em all I'm at the mall [02:50.45]Got your b***h in a bathroom stall she could suck a basketball [02:52.65]Uh [02:53.10]Through a plastic straw [02:53.95]Yeah [02:54.31]With a fractured jaw [02:55.19]D**n [02:55.56]My d**k is coat check [02:56.44]Ha [02:56.76]She wanna jack it off [02:57.63]Yeah [02:58.01]I'm so far past the bar I should practice law [03:00.82]Mentally I'm f**ked up generally [03:02.61]Duh [03:02.86]Dukes of Hazzard car get the cadaver dogs [03:05.40]'Cause this is murder murder and you'll get murked murked [03:07.70]This music 'bout to kill you brr brr [03:09.93]Brr [03:10.50]This chicken hit my phone she said "Chirp chirp" [03:12.77]I said "Hut hut hike your skirt skirt" [03:15.26]Then go eat some worms like the early bird [03:17.84]What the f**k is love [03:19.06]That's a dirty word [03:20.31]Make me fall in it there's not a girl on Earth [03:22.57]Or any other planet that's a world of hurt [03:25.13]And I won't buy a designer 'cause I don't pander [03:27.42]But I'm back with so many knots I need a chiropractor [03:29.77]D**n [03:29.95]And this the final chapter 'cause I'm either frying after [03:32.42]Or they gon' give me the needle [03:33.77]What [03:33.95]Like a vinyl scratcher [03:34.82]DJ [03:35.44]Yeah I'm a card like Hallmark [03:37.52]At Walmart with a small cart buying wall art [03:39.88]And y'all who claim to be dogs aren't [03:41.53]No bite like a tree mostly just all bark arf arf [03:44.92]But y'all pickin' the wrong tree they call me dog because I'm barking [03:49.00]Bark bark bar king [03:49.89]And I got a lot yeah like where cars park [03:52.52]I'd describe it as bowling [03:53.63]Why [03:53.99]Ball hard [03:54.59]Ball's hard [03:55.21]'Cause the gutter's where my mind is and when [03:56.52]It's in this frame better split like the five and the ten [03:59.18]'Cause without a second to spare I'm strikin' again [04:01.53]And when the beat is up my alley I go right for the pens [04:03.89]The cypher begins [04:05.01]I'm talkin' smack like h****n the mic's a syringe [04:07.35]It's like a binge Vicodin I would liken to tin [04:09.99]My mind is a recycling bin [04:11.50]There's no place I never been [04:13.10]But I never budge and I never bend [04:14.82]You hyperextend on me this game's life it depends [04:17.61]Like adult diapers for men [04:19.07]Even when I'm rappin' less stellar [04:20.66]It's sour grapes I still whine I'm the best seller [04:23.14]Like a trey deuce spray you as these shots penetrate through Dre's booth [04:26.41]And go straight through your grapefruit no escape route [04:28.45]So you won't leave here just scathed with a few scrape wounds [04:30.95]Your a*s is grass and I am not gonna graze you [04:33.29]But if bar's were semi-mac's I'd be the Mad Hatter [04:35.87]'Cause I got so many caps and you don't have any straps [04:38.17]Nah [04:38.58]So you'd be a fitted [04:39.49]Yeah [04:39.50]So don't act like you fittin' to snap [04:40.92]B***h I'll pee on your head like a Phillies hat [04:43.26]Haha [04:43.28]No stoppin' me you're on a window shopping spree [04:45.88]B***h you probably go broke at the Dollar Tree [04:48.37]You never buy s**t all you ever cop's a plea [04:50.96]You're always punkin' out like Halloween [04:53.53]You rather opt to flee you need to stop it punk [04:55.76]Homie you're not a G act like you got the pump [04:58.22]You're gonna cock the heat or get the Glock and dump [05:00.73]B***h if you shot a tree you wouldn't pop the trunk [05:03.53]Yeah and I'm buddies with Alfred we about to [05:06.32]Disembowel them gut 'em and scalp 'em yeah [05:08.47]This is 'bout to be the bloodiest outcome [05:10.44]'Cause we gon' make you bleed with every cut from this album [05:12.87]So I'm choppin' 'em up like Dahmer [05:14.31]The nut job with the nuts that are bigger than Jabba the Hutt [05:16.05]I'm in the cut and I'm out for the blood [05:17.36]It's lookin' like it's that time of the month [05:18.57]Carvin' 'em up with the bars while I sharpen 'em up dog and a mutt [05:20.80]I'm gonna f**k your mom in the butt with a thermometer f**kin' phenomenal but [05:23.47]Y'all'll get cut the f**k up like abdominals if you don't vámonos [05:25.98]I keep droppin' like dominos the formidable abominable [05:28.35]Stompin' a mudhole in my comp even if it's off the top of the dome [05:30.79]Son 'em get the Coppertone [05:31.49]I'm at the Stop and Go coppin' the Mop and Glo [05:33.10]Got your stomach in knots like you swallowed rope [05:34.61]You out of pocket though like a motherf**kin' wallet stole [05:36.83]Wait why'd the beat cut off [05:38.52]F**k it