[00:00.00]时代音乐网 www.78497.com  [00:07.74]I know a fat old policeman [00:09.65]He's always on our street [00:11.40]A fat and jolly red faced man [00:13.41]He really is a treat [00:15.07]He's too kind for a policeman [00:16.87]He's never known to frown [00:18.58]And everybody says [00:19.86]He is the happiest man in town [00:22.35]Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha [00:26.16]Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha [00:29.77]Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha [00:33.27]Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha [00:44.76]He laughs upon point duty [00:46.59]He laughs upon his beat [00:48.44]He laughs at everybody [00:49.97]When he's walking in the street [00:52.15]He never can stop laughing [00:54.06]He says he's never tried [00:56.09]But once he did arrest a man [00:58.15]And laughed until he cried [01:00.46]Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha [01:03.59]Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha [01:07.33]Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha [01:10.98]Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha [01:22.27]His jolly face is wrinkled [01:24.09]And then he shut his eyes [01:26.00]He opened his great big mouth [01:27.84]It was a wonderous size [01:29.70]He said I must arrest you [01:31.60]He didn't know what for [01:33.45]And then he started laughing [01:35.35]Until he cracked his fat old jaw [01:37.73]Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha [01:41.26]Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha [01:45.03]Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha [01:50.54]Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha [02:00.38]So if you chance to meet him [02:02.26]While walking 'round the town [02:04.02]Shake him by his fat old hand [02:06.14]And give him half a crown [02:08.02]His eyes will beam and sparkle [02:09.92]He'll gurgle with delight [02:11.77]And then you'll start him laughing [02:13.77]With all his blessed might [02:15.68]Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha [02:19.69]Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha [02:23.58]Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha [02:27.25]Oh ha ha oh ha ha ha ha