[00:00.00]时代音乐网 www.78497.com  [00:07.23]On jubilee day the ramsbottoms [00:09.94]Asked all their relations to tea [00:12.86]Including young albert's grandmother [00:15.49]An awkward old party were she [00:19.51]She'd seen queen victoria's jub lee [00:22.38]And her wedding to albert the good [00:25.21]But got quite upset when young albert [00:28.04]Asked how she'd got on in the flood [00:31.20]She cast quite a damper on party [00:34.46]But cheered up a bit after tea [00:37.23]And gave albert a real golden sovrin [00:40.60]She'd saved since the last jubilee [00:43.64]It had picture of queen on the one side [00:46.86]And a dragon fight on the reverse [00:49.90]And tasted of camphor and cobwebs [00:53.20]Through being so long in her purse [00:56.59]Albert cuddled the coin and he kissed it [01:00.73]And felt the rough edge with his tongue [01:04.02]For he knew by the look of his father [01:07.08]It wouldn't be his very longer [01:10.19]Shall I get your money box alber [01:13.14]Said mother so coaxing and sweet [01:16.49]But albert let drop an expression [01:19.44]He must have picked up in the street [01:22.34]I'll show you a trick with that sovrin [01:24.99]Said pa who were hovering near [01:28.11]Then he took and pretended to eat it [01:31.34]Then brought it back out of his ear [01:34.48]This magic filled albert with wonder [01:38.08]And before you could say uncle xxxx [01:40.75]He'd got the coin back from his father [01:43.55]And performed the first part of the trick [01:47.49]When they saw as he'd swallered his suffering [01:50.81]With excitement his relatives burned [01:54.28]And each one suggested some process [01:57.59]For getting the money returned [02:00.55]Some were for fishing with tweezers [02:03.64]Well some were for shaking it out [02:06.72]If they only got back a few shillings [02:10.11]They said would be better of the nowt [02:13.58]They tried holding albert head downwards [02:16.70]And giving his back a good thump [02:19.66]Realse uncle who worked for a chemist [02:22.79]Said there's nowt for it but stummick pump [02:26.86]They hadn't a stummick pump andy [02:29.69]But pa did the best that he could [02:32.12]With a bicycle pump as he'd borrowed [02:35.22]But that weren't a haporth of good [02:37.97]At the last they to came to the doctor [02:40.81]Who looked down his throat through a glass [02:43.85]And said this'll mean operation [02:46.35]He afraid out to laugh to have gas [02:50.32]How much is this were going to cost us [02:53.22]Said father beginning to squirm [02:56.50]Said the doctor it comes quite expensive [02:59.59]The best gas is it eightpence a therm [03:02.81]There's my time four shillings an hour [03:06.01]You can't do these things in two ticks [03:09.23]By rights I should charge you a guinea [03:11.97]But I'll do it for eighteen and six [03:15.42]What eighteen and six to get sovrin said father [03:19.79]That doesn't sound sense [03:22.34]I'll tell you what you'd best keep [03:24.56]Albert and give me the odd eighteen pence [03:29.46]The doctor concurred this arrangement [03:32.70]But to this day is stands in some doubt [03:35.84]As to whether he's in eighteen shillings [03:39.11]Or whether he's eighteen pence out