[00:00.00]时代音乐网 www.78497.com  [00:08.61]I want to tell you all a story [00:10.51]About a harper valley widowed wife [00:16.58]Who had a teenage daughter [00:18.81]Who attended harper valley junior high [00:24.62]Well her daughter came home one afternoon [00:27.53]And didn't even stop to play [00:32.58]She said [00:33.27]Mom i got a note here from the harper valley pta [00:40.50]Well the note says mrs johnson you're wearing your dresses way too high [00:48.37]It's been reported you've been drinkin and a runnin round with men and goin wild [00:56.40]Now we don't believe you ought to be [00:58.83]A bringin up your little girl this way [01:04.20]And it was signed by the secretary harper valley pta [01:12.11]Well it happened that the pta was gonna meet that very afternoon [01:19.89]And boy were they surprised as mrs johnson wore her miniskirt into the room [01:27.74]And as she walked up to the blackboard [01:29.91]I can still recall the word she had to say [01:35.52]She said i'd like to address this meeting of the harper valley pta [01:43.55]Now there's bobby taylor sittin there and seven times he's asked me for a date [01:51.33]And mrs taylor sure seems to use a lot of ice whenever he's away [01:59.27]And mr baker can you tell us why your secretary had to leave this town [02:07.17]And shouldn't widow jones be told to keep her window shades all pulled completely down [02:15.02]Now mr harper couldn't be here cause he's stayed too long in kelly's bar again [02:22.82]And if you smell shirley thompson's [02:25.00]Breath you'll find she's had a little nip of gin [02:30.62]And then you have the nerve to tell me [02:33.55]As a mother you think that i ain't fit [02:38.43]Well this is just a little payton place and you're all harper valley hypocrits [02:46.21]Now i wouldn't put you on because it really did it happened just this way [02:54.17]That day my mama socked it to the harper valley pta [03:01.97]That day my mama socked it to em at the harper valley pta