[00:00.00]时代音乐网 www.78497.com  [00:11.43]If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son [00:16.80]I got 99 problems but a B***h ain't one [00:23.25]I got the Rap Patrol on the gat patrol [00:26.19]Foes that wanna make sure my casket's closed [00:29.82]Rap critics that say he's 'Money Cash Hoes' [00:31.89]I'm from the hood stupid what type of facts are those [00:34.95]If you grew up with holes in your zapper toes [00:37.14]You'd celebrate the minute you was having dough [00:38.91]I'm like f**k critics you can kiss my whole asshole [00:41.70]If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward [00:45.42]Got beef with radio if I don't play they show [00:48.15]They don't play my hits well I don't give a s**t so [00:51.93]Rap mags try and use my black ass [00:54.03]So advertisers can give 'em more cash for ads f**kers [00:56.73]I don't know what you take me as [00:59.76]Or understand the intelligence that Jay-Z has [01:01.89]I'm from rags to riches niggaz I ain't dumb [01:04.05]I got 99 problems but a B***h ain't one hit me [01:06.84]99 problems but a B***h ain't one [01:07.92]If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son [01:09.84]I got 99 problems but a B***h ain't one hit me [01:11.76]The year is ninety-four in my trunk is raw [01:13.89]In my rear view mirror is the motherf**king law [01:15.39]Got two choices y'all pull over the car or [01:17.73]Bounce on the Devil put the pedal to the floor [01:22.56]And I ain't trying to see no highway chase with Jake [01:25.92]Plus I got a few dollars I can fight the case [01:29.49]So I pull over to the side of the road [01:31.74]Son do you know why I'm stopping you for [01:34.38]'Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hat's real low [01:37.02]Or do I look like a mind reader sir I don't know [01:41.34]Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo' [01:44.70]Well you was doin fifty-five in the fifty-four [01:45.93]License and registration and step out of the car [01:48.45]Are you carrying a weapon on you I know a lot of you are [01:52.71]I ain't stepping out of s**t all my papers legit [01:55.35]Well do you mind if I look around the car a little bit [01:58.62]Well my glove compartment is locked so is the trunk in the back [02:03.60]And I know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that [02:06.60]Aren't you sharp as a tack you should try out [02:08.88]For lawyer or something somebody important or something [02:12.48]Child I ain't passed the bar but I know a little bit [02:16.11]Enough that you won't illegally search my s**t [02:19.50]Well we'll see how smart you are when the canine comes [02:21.72]I got 99 problems but a B***h ain't one hit me [02:23.76]99 problems but a B***h ain't one [02:25.41]If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son [02:28.65]I got 99 problems but a B***h ain't one hit me [02:30.90]99 problems but a B***h ain't one [02:32.13]If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son [02:34.59]I got 99 problems but a B***h ain't one hit me [02:36.72]Now once upon a time not too long ago [02:38.16]A n***a like myself had to strong arm a hoe [02:39.60]This is not a hoe in the sense of having a pussy [02:42.51]But a P***y having no goddamn sense try an' push me [02:44.34]I try to ignore him talk to the Lord [02:46.23]Pray for him but some fools just love to perform [02:49.74]You know the type loud as a motorbike [02:52.20]But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight [02:57.63]And only thing that's gon' happen is I'ma get to clapping and [03:02.28]He and his boys gon' be yapping to the Captain [03:04.62]And there I go trapped in the Kit-Kat again [03:06.60]Back through the system with the riff-raff again [03:09.00]Fiends on the floor scratching again [03:12.12]Paparazzis with they cameras snapping them [03:14.52]D A try to give a n***a shaft again [03:17.97]Half a mill' for bail 'cause I'm African [03:21.24]All because this fool was harassing them [03:23.22]Trying to play the boy like he's saccharing [03:25.68]But ain't nutting sweet 'bout how I hold my gun [03:27.51]I got 99 problems B and a B***h ain't one hit me [03:31.44]99 problems but a B***h ain't one [03:32.70]If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son [03:35.94]I got 99 problems but a B***h ain't one hit me [03:38.58]99 problems but a B***h ain't one [03:40.41]If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son [03:43.44]I got 99 problems but a B***h ain't one hit me [03:46.71]Having girl problems I feel bad for you son [03:49.32]I got 99 problems and a B***h ain't one ha ha [03:52.83]You crazy for this one Rick it's your boy