[00:00.00]时代音乐网 www.78497.com  [00:05.99]"I'll tell you a story about [00:07.18]A geezer called the Winkle Man [00:09.78]A right dirty sod [00:11.82]The Winkle Man comes down the street [00:14.57]And serves all the ladys [00:17.62]What do you know  nine months on [00:20.55]They've all got cramps and babys [00:23.47]"The funny thing about [00:24.33]He was right little shrimp " [00:35.39]He used to sell them cellary [00:38.04]And according to the dirty talk [00:41.08]He asked them what they liked best: [00:44.03]The knob end  or the stalk [00:46.80]"No wonder why a woman used [00:47.69]To come in here with a smile on her face [00:50.50]I'll smash his face in " [00:59.00]He'd go down to his local pub [01:01.57]For a pint and a packet of Brisk's [01:04.73]The barmaid's got a 48 [01:07.56]And he always grabs her tits [01:10.21]Like coconuts [01:22.34]A girl he had was a noisy bird [01:25.15]She used to scream and moan [01:28.06]She shouted 'help ' He said 'you silly cow [01:30.90]I can manage on me own' [01:33.94]"What  do you want to bring [01:34.83]The neighbors in then [01:35.89]Oh what do you want [01:36.70]A gang bang then " [01:45.75]She said 'I was a virgin [01:48.26]Now I've been dumped twice in a day' [01:51.69]He said 'Twice [01:52.81]But it's only once' [01:54.40]She said 'right [01:55.66]You gonna dash away ' [01:57.63]"Allright  be gentle with me [02:00.40]It's only my second time [02:02.13]Today" [02:09.35]When he was young and in his prime [02:12.32]He'd have a woman any old time [02:15.36]Now he's old and getting gray [02:17.97]He seems to  like the  other way [02:21.65]"Well I suppose there's no harm [02:22.91]In him being a shirt-lifter [02:24.34]It just means there's more birds [02:25.73]For all the fellows in the pub " [02:27.31]"Winkle  Winkle " [02:28.88]"Oh christ  here he comes again [02:31.22]Gay boys in bondage [02:33.24]Do you want a drink " [02:34.40]"Yes please sailor" [02:35.62]"Who are you calling sailor [02:37.00]I'll smash you in the gut " [02:38.50]"Up your's  butch " [02:39.83]"I'll give you up your's  You [02:41.53]Bum burgler  Take that