[00:00.00]时代音乐网 www.78497.com  [01:30.82]The morn' that I was born my old man beat up the doctor [01:34.91]He clocked the doctor cause the doctor said I looked like Chewbacca [01:39.14]The doctor said sir you're misled sir which infers you mistook me [01:43.42]I did not mean your lovely wife was shackin' up with a wookie [01:47.85]What I mean is Wolverine is less hairy than your son [01:51.60]He's looks like Chewie Baba Booey Baba Booey and Hong Kong Phooey all in one [01:55.99]To put it mild your new-born child's completely nutty fu-fu lookin' [02:00.28]I'd shove him back into the oven until he is done cookin' [02:05.13]But why's everbody always pickin' on me [02:06.98]Cause my fifteen year-old cousin has less acne [02:09.37]But why's everbody always pickin' on me [02:11.21]Ain't brushed them teeth since 1983 [02:13.34]But why's everbody always pickin' on me [02:15.41]Cause you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee [02:17.49]But why's everbody always pickin' on me [02:19.72]Cause you're white but you got a nose like Bill Cosby [02:22.14]Why's everbody always pickin' on me [02:23.95]Always pickin' and rippin' apart poor ol' Jimmy Pop Ali [02:25.90]I got a schnoz like the 'Cos' but there's a lot more wrong with you [02:27.81]So back me up Bill yea and you're ugly too [02:30.20]So what if I brush my teeth with a piece of cheddar cheese [02:32.32]Or where a fish net shirt by Chams with my Sergio Valenti jeans [02:34.36]And my mirror never lies but it always verifies [02:36.11]I got more cheese and pepperoni than a homemade pizza pie [02:38.58]You compare me to a Monchichi but I don't understand [02:40.74]Why I'm scorned like I'm deformed like the Elephant Man [02:42.93]And yea I took my mom to the prom but hey she asked me first [02:45.49]But at least this time [02:46.28]I didn't find my date in the back of a hearse [02:47.17]About as popular with the girls with Englebert Humperdink [02:49.06]And that might be 'cause everybody calls me Shrinky Dink [02:51.17]I know I'm known as Polaroid I'm not a total retard [02:53.21]It's cause I'm done in sixty seconds and you'll still want it enlarged [02:55.58]But why's everbody always pickin' on me [02:57.53]Cause ya wore velour flares until the late Eighties [02:59.61]But why's everbody always pickin' on me [03:01.73]Cause you run like a girl and sit down to pee [03:03.86]But why's everbody always pickin' on me [03:05.92]Cause your only school chum was the lunch lady [03:08.07]But why's everbody always pickin' on me [03:10.07]You took your mom to the prom but still got lucky [03:12.25]Like that episode where Gilligan gets sick of being teased [03:16.02]And he breaks into the Professor's lab and makes some LSD [03:20.07]Peaks freaks and eats the Skipper's brains then beats Ginger with coconuts [03:24.37]As Mr. Howell and Lovey burn alive inside their grass hut [03:28.70]Oh he'll kill again that Gilligan they he should of let him be [03:31.43]And like a postal clerk I'll go beserk if you don't stop teasing 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[04:44.96]But why's everbody always pickin' on me [04:47.00]Cause my fifteen year-old cousin has less acne [04:49.10]But why's everbody always pickin' on me [04:51.13]Ain't brushed them teeth since 1983 [04:53.35]But why's everbody always pickin' on me [04:55.39]Cause you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee [04:57.52]But why's everbody always pickin' on me [04:59.55]Cause you're white but you got a nose like Bill Cosby [05:01.87]But why's everbody always pickin' on me [05:03.80]Cause ya wore velour flares until the late Eighties [05:05.91]But why's everbody always pickin' on me [05:07.98]Cause you run like a girl and sit down to pee [05:10.12]But why's everbody always pickin' on me [05:12.18]Cause your only school chum was the lunch lady [05:14.34]But why's everbody always pickin' on me [05:16.42]Cause no one likes you monkey boy