[00:00.00]时代音乐网 www.78497.com  [00:00.15]What in all of heaven could've promted her to go [00:03.18]After such a triumph as the ball [00:05.73]What could've depressed her [00:06.93]What could've possessed her [00:08.16]I cannot understand the wretch at all [00:20.22]Women are irrational that's all there is to that [00:22.47]There heads are full of cotton hay and rags [00:24.99]They're nothing but exasperating irritating [00:27.06]Vacillating calculating agitating [00:28.86]Maddening and infuriating hags [00:37.68]Pickering why can't a woman be more like a man [00:42.18]PICKERING [00:43.11]Hmm [00:43.26]HIGGINS [00:43.50]Yes [00:43.74]Why can't a woman be more like a man [00:47.37]Men are so honest so thoroughly square [00:50.40]Eternally noble historic'ly fair [00:53.82]Who when you win will always give your back a pat [00:57.12]Well why can't a woman be like that [01:01.02]Why does ev'ryone do what the others do [01:04.41]Can't a woman learn to use her head [01:07.59]Why do they do ev'rything their mothers do [01:10.35]Why don't they grow up well like their father instead [01:13.47]Why can't a woman take after a man [01:16.86]Men are so pleasant so easy to please [01:19.98]Whenever you are with them you're always at ease [01:23.34]Would you be slighted if I didn't speak for hours [01:25.50]PICKERING [01:25.74]Of course not [01:26.13]HIGGINS [01:26.37]Would you be livid if I had a drink or two [01:28.29]PICKERING [01:28.53]Nonsense [01:28.89]HIGGINS [01:29.16]Would you be wounded if I never sent you flowers [01:31.35]PICKERING [01:31.59]Never [01:31.92]HIGGINS [01:32.16]Well why can't a woman be like you [01:36.12]One man in a million may shout a bit [01:39.24]Now and then there's one with slight defects [01:42.45]One perhaps whose truthfulness you doubt a bit [01:45.09]But by and large we are a marvelous s*x [01:48.81]Why can't a woman take after like a man [01:51.15]Cause men are so friendly good natured and kind [01:55.11]A better companion you never will find [01:58.50]If I were hours late for dinner would you bellow [02:00.78]PICKERING [02:01.02]Of course not [02:01.35]HIGGINS [02:01.59]If I forgot your silly birthday would you fuss [02:03.45]PICKERING [02:03.69]Nonsense [02:03.96]HIGGINS [02:04.20]Would you complain if I took out another fellow [02:06.21]PICKERING [02:06.45]Never [02:06.72]HIGGINS [02:06.96]Well why can't a woman be like us [02:12.15]Mrs Pearce you're a woman [02:15.60]Why can't a woman be more like a man [02:19.38]Men are so decent such regular chaps [02:22.71]Ready to help you through any mishaps [02:25.98]Ready to buck you up whenever you are glum [02:29.31]Why can't a woman be a chum [02:33.21]Why is thinking something women never do [02:36.72]Why is logic never even tried [02:40.56]Straight'ning up their hair is all they ever do [02:43.14]Why don't they straighten up the mess that's inside [02:46.56]Why can't a woman behave like a man [02:49.68]If I was a woman who'd been to a ball [02:52.92]Been hailed as a princess by one and by all [02:56.22]Would I start weeping like a bathtub overflowing [02:59.19]And carry on as if my home were in a tree [03:01.83]Would I run off and never tell me where I'm going [03:04.95]Why can't a woman be like me