[00:00.00]时代音乐网 www.78497.com  [00:20.77]Now this may sound disgusting an' like very gross [00:22.46]But it's sure to have your trippin' [00:24.40]So y'all listen close [00:25.53]It's not bright as the sun or sweet like sugar [00:27.95]But it's rather on the bug tip and it's called Pickin' Boogers [00:30.07]Now what I'm emceein' might not seem kosher to you [00:33.06]But it's still somethin' we all have to do [00:35.70]So go up your nose with a finger or two [00:38.01]And pull out one or a crusty crew [00:40.73]Yo  don't try to front like it's so gloomy and gray [00:43.25]'Cause we all pick our boogers sometime every day [00:45.19]Whether out in the open or on a sneak tip [00:48.26]With a finger  tissue  or even a Q-Tip [00:49.94]Take it from the Biz Markie because I'm jokin' [00:53.05]And also  remember this slogan [00:56.03]"Hey  ma  what's for dinner [00:58.17]Go up your nose and pick yourself a winner" [01:00.99]Pickin' Boogers [01:06.03]Pickin' Boogers [01:18.96]Let me tell you what happened on the train  man [01:21.58]I was coolin' one say with my partner Kane [01:23.58]Headed up to the rooftop  ridin' the D train [01:26.17]When the man sittin' next to me was so profane [01:28.56]He'd stick his finger up his nose  then do a drain [01:31.46](You should 'a moved) [01:32.73]I was just about  but al of a suddern  homeboy just pulled out [01:36.67]A big  green  slimey - naw  I'm not even gonna say it [01:39.06]But it weighed a good pound if you tried to weigh it [01:41.48]He sat there for a while with it in his hand [01:43.74]So I tried to play cool like a normal man [01:46.04]So I laid my head back to catch a quick nap [01:49.03]All of a sudden he plucked it dead in my lap [01:51.83]Now Kane sat there laughin' like it was all a joke [01:54.06]But a brother like Biz Markie had almost choked [01:55.99]So I dug up my nose and pulled out about five [01:59.23]And plucked every last one of them dead in his eye [02:01.72]Then the man jumped up and said what's wrong with you [02:04.17]And wiped 'em off his face and said I can't mess with you [02:06.80]Like if I did somethin' that was so full of shame [02:08.99]But yo  you got to know the name of the game [02:11.64]Pickin' Boogers [02:16.90]Pickin' Boogers [02:32.19]Now let me take you trippin' dow memory lane [02:34.24]Back in public school with my partner Kane [02:36.98]When I was class clown and he was my brotherr [02:39.17]Sittin' at the desk  pluckin' boogers at each other [02:42.20]Never do our work as we were supposed [02:44.50]'Cause we was too busy diggin' up our nose [02:47.26]And in the lunch room  we would talk about rude [02:49.76]God forbid the person that had to leave his food [02:52.31]No matter who you are  we didn't give a damn [02:54.84]We even put teachers down with the program [02:57.31]Whether it was a woman or if you're a man [02:59.71]We put boogers in our fingers then shake your hand [03:02.57]Catch anyone from anywhere [03:04.75]But the best part about it's catchin' Kane out there [03:07.39]Especially we're out playin' ball in the gym [03:09.87]I put boogers on the basketball and pass it to him [03:12.43]Now we're grown up and things have changed [03:14.81]But we still be playin' the Pickin' Boogers game [03:17.57]Just last night when Kane was gettin' ready [03:20.34]I slippped a litte green one inside his spaghetti [03:22.77]Pickin' Boogers [03:32.83]Pickin' Boogers [03:38.72]Let me tell you what happened with this girl [03:42.93]One night at Latin Quarters  I was standin' at ease [03:45.35]And saw a gorgeous yound lady that I wanted to skeeze [03:47.95]I didn't show enough that I really did want it [03:50.36]So  no half-steppin'  I pushed up on it [03:53.46]Pulled out the gold cable and a knot that was fat [03:55.60]Had a spotlight beamin' on my Biz Markie hat [03:57.83]But when she stepped in the light and she got real close [04:00.37]I saw a teeny-weenie booger on the tip of her nose [04:03.07]She was dressed real def and her body was hook [04:05.40]But that dried-up boogeer just ruined the look [04:07.66]I wanted to tell her about it but I couldn't be bold [04:10.48]So I played it off and said  "That's a cute green mole" [04:13.22]I was hopin' from that she wuld wipe it away [04:15.20]But she didn't do nothin'  I guess she wanted it displayed [04:18.22]I said  "Before you get my number I don't mean to dis you [04:21.06]But write it in your hand because you're gonna need the tissue"