[00:00.00]时代音乐网 www.78497.com  [00:08.01]Colonel montmorency who was in calcutta in ninety two [00:11.36]Emerged from his retirement for the war [00:14.99]He wasn't very pleased with all he heard and all he saw [00:18.47]But whatever he felt he tightened his belt and organised a corps [00:22.07]Poor colonel montmorency thought all the wars he'd faught [00:26.47]The home guard was his job to do or die [00:30.11]But after days and weeks and years bravely drying his many tears [00:33.94]He wrote the following letter to the minister of supply [00:37.65]Couls you please oblige us with a bren gun [00:41.48]Or failing that a hand grenade will do [00:44.95]We've got some ammunition in a rather damp condition [00:48.51]And major huss has a arquebus that was used at waterloo [00:52.13]With the vicar's stirrup pump a pitchfork and a stave [00:55.84]It's rather hard to guard an aerodrome [00:59.56]So if you can't oblige us with a bren gun [01:03.10]The home guard might as well go home [01:06.81]Could you please oblige us with a bren gun [01:10.38]We're getting awfully tired of drawing lots [01:14.04]Today we had a shipment of some curious equipment [01:17.53]And just for a prank they sent us a tank that ties itself in knots [01:21.19]On sunday's mock invasion captain clark was heard to say [01:24.69]He hadn't even got a brush and comb [01:28.47]So if you can't oblige us with a bren gun [01:31.99]The home guard might as well go home [01:39.40]Colonel montmorency planned in case the enemy tried to land [01:42.88]To drive them back with skill and armoured force [01:46.54]He realised his army should be mechanised of course [01:50.07]But somewhere inside experience cried my kingdom for a horse [01:55.20]Poor colonel montmorency tried at infinite cost to time and pride [02:00.35]To tackle his superiors again [02:03.95]Having just one motorbike fourteen swords and a marlin spike [02:07.86]He wrote the following letter in the following urgent strain [02:11.70]Could you please oblige us with a bren gun [02:15.35]We need it very badly I'm afraid [02:18.91]Our local crossword solver has an excellent revolver [02:22.69]But during a short attack on a fort the trigger got mislaid [02:26.46]In course of operations planned for friday afternoon [02:30.09]Our orders are to storm the hippodrome [02:33.77]So if you can't oblige us with a bren gun [02:37.38]The home guard might as well go home [02:41.16]Could you please oblige us with a bren gun [02:44.61]The lack of one is wounding to our pride [02:48.31]Last night we found the cutest little german parachutist [02:51.92]He looked at our kit and giggled a bit and laughed until he cried [02:55.60]We'll have to hide that armoured car when marching through berlin [02:59.10]We'd almost be ashamed of it in rome [03:02.95]So if you can't oblige us with a bren gun [03:06.46]The home guard might as well go home