[00:00.00]时代音乐网 www.78497.com  [00:00.10]Outro - Handsome Boy Modeling School/Father Guido Sarducci [00:00.58]Yeah but sometimes you see it's not that easy you know what I mean [00:04.82]Not all the cupcakes and Jesus juice like you might assume [00:07.24]Yeah a lot of times I'll admit it it's not easy being handsome [00:11.14]Being a model being a graduate [00:14.03]Even of the Handsome Boy Modeling School [00:16.29]Cause theythey pick on you they make you [00:20.72]You know say you gotta go on the runway [00:23.15]Then two minutes later you have to change and go again [00:26.18]And the restroom is full yeah but they you know you have [00:29.83]Can't get into the restrooms then they say [00:31.83]You walk so slow this time you steps uh too tiny [00:36.35]This what they say tiny steps [00:37.97]Well yes tiny steps you eh walk with your legs crossed together tiny steps [00:42.03]If you couldn't get into the restroom [00:44.97]What do you want you know I said let me go in last [00:48.49]If for instance there is some eh problem you know on the stage [00:53.73]If if there is no no one will slip on [00:58.30]It is what I'm saying you know what I mean [01:00.87]So let me go on last They says so you have to [01:02.96]Mr Zack has to go on last to take the big bow [01:05.87]You know like he did something [01:07.30]You know what I mean [01:08.30]He stole everybody else's clothes designs [01:09.63]What He takes the bow he slips it's not my fault it [01:13.12]It was so crowded they couldn't get into the men's room [01:16.54]And I should get paid it's all I know [01:19.63]Since I graduated I uh I got to say uh [01:23.23]I will say nine out of ten jobs [01:24.85]Just just you know just marvelous everybody so nice to you [01:28.30]They they can't treat you better but every once a while [01:31.26]You run into like this jerk you know like Mr Zack [01:34.20]You know and he slips on the runway and says it's all my fault [01:37.80]When you can't even get into the restroom [01:40.72]Cause there's too many people lined up [01:42.89]And they say you're on the runway next [01:45.29]Yeah sometimes it gets to be a little lonely alone in the hotel room [01:50.12]When you just waiting for a show to come up [01:53.07]They they pick you up at the airport and then they say [01:56.61]Just see you in the morning [01:57.80]Then they don't even make no plans for you to go some place [02:00.93]And you gotta go there and there's so many people [02:03.89]They give you clothes half the time they don't even fit [02:06.61]And then it's just all the jealousy [02:09.09]Cause you know if you're handsome and that and other ones they [02:12.26]They treat you you know somehow like they jealous of you [02:15.88]Just cause you know you're a little more handsome then them [02:19.08]And then they they eat all of the food [02:22.46]They eat there's no food left you know [02:25.08]They say jesus juiceVery funny You know they have the Jesus juice [02:29.44]It's a terrible wine [02:30.89]They just call it to make it glamorous or something [02:32.95]And the food stinks Usually thisthis junk you know [02:37.64]Eveneven if you like to eat you couldn't eat it [02:41.39]Then they said they gonna pick you up to take you back to the airport [02:44.16]They don't even show they have [02:45.49]They they they said they you know [02:47.46]The hotel's got the van you could go [02:49.44]They said they would pick me up [02:51.28]Why do I have the van And they don't reimburse you like they say [02:57.14]They say well you ate so much You know I don't know [03:00.46]I like to and then the catalogsthey don't even send it to you when you done with them [03:05.11]You know like who wants me anyway What [03:06.93]They say they gonna have a hair stylist there [03:09.16]There ain't no hair stylist you know [03:10.67]One maybe yes for what 50 people [03:12.93]You know what I mean you gotta bring your own scissors too They say [03:17.16]They have they misplaced my scissors What [03:18.67]Whoever heard of a hair stylist has no scissors [03:21.60]They say we just style it we don't cut it [03:24.38]What In Italy they have to cut you know what I mean [03:28.92]A barber is a what a hair stylist [03:30.29]It means barber No what you mean nocut [03:34.89]My own mousse What Think I have my own mousse I have no mousse [03:40.82]Sometimes like if you if you wet and then you socks get wet [03:44.69]Then you have no other socks with you you know what I mean [03:48.76]Turn them inside out No doesn't work [03:51.93]They say change your socksthey say [03:53.24]Yes the one for two dollar one [03:55.22]What I have no deh in the hotel room [03:58.05]It's fifty miles from here out near the boondocks [04:00.67]And they put you next to a place near Sears I go to Sears for breakfast [04:03.88]You know once I was a model for socks [04:08.42]And I thought you know this is a good ehmodeling for socksit's good [04:12.23]You don't have to you know ehget all cleaned up the night before you know [04:17.31]That's one good thing You know you could go unshaved and that [04:20.12]Then they says well you can't do shoesI say what [04:24.98]They say So if you if you did socks then you can't be model for shoes [04:29.11]That's the rulesWho says this Who makes these things up [04:33.31]That if you're a sock model you can't do shoes [04:35.57]You have toonly the shoe models can do shoes This is just makes me sick [04:40.14]I justI just turned down a job [04:44.65]They said they were looking for a handkerchief model [04:48.32]I say I could do it [04:49.45]They says what you left handed or right handedI says right handed [04:51.62]They says So you have to be left handed [04:54.12]I said I could do it They says So you says you was right handed [04:57.06]I says I made a mistake I'm left handed [05:00.27]They says Prove it [05:02.75]How am I gonna prove this you know what I mean [05:05.52]So I take my handkerchief off from my left hand right [05:08.36]They said you didn't do that very smooth [05:11.50]I say OK lemme try again [05:13.25]They say why do you have to try again You left handed you do it [05:15.98]I said just shut up and gimme the uhthe Kleenex Let me show you with Kleenex [05:19.10]I won't ruin another one of my hankies [05:20.56]Anyway I'm justI don't know what that did