[00:00.00]时代音乐网 www.78497.com  [00:21.08]Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk at our Christmas party [00:29.24]We was drinking champagne punch and homemade eggnog [00:37.58]Little sister brought her new boyfriend [00:41.94]He was a Mexican [00:45.92]We didn't know what to think of him until he sang [00:50.88]Feliz Navidad  Feliz Navidad [01:02.62]Brother Ken brought his kids with him [01:06.65]The three from his first wife Lynn [01:11.08]And the two identical twins from his second wife Mary Nell [01:19.25]Of course he brought his new wife Kay [01:23.60]Who talks all about AA [01:27.68]Chainsmoking while the stereo plays Noel  Noel [01:34.54]The First Noel [01:44.71]Carve the Turkey [01:46.37]Turn the ball game on [01:48.50]It's margaritas when the eggnog's gone [01:52.84]Send somebody to the Quickpak Store [01:57.25]We need some ice and an extension cord [02:01.07]A bag of lemons and some Diet Rites [02:05.30]A box of tampons  some Marlboro Lights [02:09.32]Hallelujah everybody say Cheese [02:13.67]Merry Christmas from the family [02:26.33]Fred and Rita drove from Harlingen [02:30.12]I can't remember how I'm kin to them [02:34.33]But when they tried to plug their motor home in [02:38.16]They blew our Christmas lights [02:42.77]Cousin David knew just what went wrong [02:46.89]So we all waited out on our front lawn [02:51.26]He threw a breaker and the lights came on [02:54.59]And we sang Silent Night  Silent Night  Oh Holy Night [03:08.08]Carve the turkey turn the ball game on [03:11.87]Make Bloody Mary's [03:13.33]Cause We All Want One [03:16.17]Send somebody to the Stop 'N Go [03:20.20]We need some celery and a can of fake snow [03:24.59]A can of bean dip and some Diet Sprites [03:28.61]A box of Midol  some Salem Lights [03:32.92]Halleluja  everybody say cheese [03:36.31]Merry Christmas from the Family [03:48.90]Feliz Navidad