[00:00.00]时代音乐网 www.78497.com  [00:05.13]Chim chiminey  chim chiminey [00:06.59]Chim-chim-cheree; [00:08.41]Those are three words that [00:09.75]Don't make sense to me [00:11.78]But I'm used to words that [00:13.29]Don't make sense to me [00:15.24]From all those commercials [00:16.87]I see on TV [00:19.08]When I see an ad that [00:20.44]Can't be understood [00:22.34]I know that the product [00:24.02]Has got to be good; [00:25.93]Those words may be crazy [00:27.78]But I think they're great [00:29.37]Like sodium acetylsalicylate [00:33.48](Sodium acetylsalicylate ) [00:40.48]I wake up each morning [00:41.95]A most happy man [00:43.74]I cover my Pic-O-Pay [00:45.84]With Fluoristan; [00:47.41]I add Hexachlorophene [00:49.29]'Cause it's so pure [00:50.92]And then GL-70 [00:52.93]Just to make sure [00:54.47]Then I take a shower [00:56.16]But never alone; [00:57.99]I'm in there with Dermasil and Silicone [01:01.58]I brush Vitrol-D on my Lanolin wave [01:05.11]And I sharpen my Boo-boop [01:06.76]And use it to shave [01:08.96]He sharpens his Boo-boop [01:10.55]And that's how he shaves [01:15.90]There's Tufsyn  and Retsyn [01:17.43]And Acrylan too [01:19.20]And Marfac and Melmac [01:20.93]And what else is new [01:22.71]There's Orlon and Korlan [01:24.44]And there's Accutron [01:26.26]And Teflon  and Ban-Lon [01:27.99]And so on and on [01:29.82]These wonderful words spin [01:31.79]Around in my brain; [01:33.42]Each one is a mystery [01:35.07]I cannot explain [01:37.03]Like what does that [01:38.10]Blue Magic whitener do [01:40.36]Does it make blue things white [01:42.25]Or make white things blue [01:44.34]His blue things are white [01:45.64]And his white things are blue [01:51.37]My Fastback has Wide-Track [01:52.96]And Autronic Eye [01:54.68]Which winks when a cute little [01:56.64]Volvo goes by; [01:58.38]My tank full of Platformate [02:00.15]Starts with a roar [02:01.71]But when I try to stop [02:03.14]It goes two miles more [02:05.42]I measure my breathing with my Nasograph [02:08.90]It's nice  but oh my [02:10.47]How it hurts when I laugh [02:12.40]My chair is upholstered [02:14.33]In real Naugahyde; [02:15.97]When they killed that nauga [02:17.82]I sat down and cried [02:19.54](He moved to Chicaga when that nauga died ) [02:26.79]I'm giving a party next Saturday night [02:30.02]And here are the friends [02:31.51]That I'm going to invite: [02:33.59]The giant who lives in my washing machine [02:36.97]That other nice giant [02:38.85]Who's jolly and green [02:40.64]The tiger who causes my gas tank to flood [02:44.03]That handsome white knight [02:45.70]Who is stronger than crud; [02:47.67]The man with the eyepatch [02:49.42]Who sells me my shirts [02:51.05]And that nut who flies into [02:52.87]The front seat for Hertz [02:54.79]That daring young nut [02:56.23]Who goes flying for Hertz [02:58.98]I've lived all my life [03:01.18]In this weird wonderland; [03:03.99]I keep buying things [03:06.22]That I don't understand [03:09.05]'Cause they promise me [03:10.18]Miracles  magic  and hope [03:14.13]But  somehow  it always [03:15.70]Turns out to be soap [03:17.34]And they might as well be [03:19.25]Chim-Chiminey Cheree [03:21.10]Those words all could be [03:22.67]Chim-Chiminey Cheree