[00:00.00]时代音乐网 www.78497.com  [00:08.48]I want to tell you all the story [00:10.52]'Bout a Harper Valley widowed wife [00:16.56]Who had a teenage daughter [00:18.76]Who attended Harper Valley Junior High [00:24.56]Well, her daughter came home one afternoon [00:27.81]And didn't even stop to play [00:32.56]And she said, "Mom, I got a note here [00:35.06]From the Harper Valley PTA" [00:40.67]Well, the note says, "Mrs. Johnson [00:43.08]You're wearing your dresses way too high [00:48.94]It's reported you've been drinkin' [00:50.74]And a runnin' 'round with men and goin' wild" [00:56.74]"And we don't believe you ought to be [00:59.30]A bringin' up your little girl this way" [01:04.82]And it was signed by the secretary [01:07.44]Harper Valley PTA [01:12.85]Well, it happened that the PTA [01:15.52]Was gonna meet that very afternoon [01:20.90]And they were sure surprised [01:22.38]When Mrs. Johnson wore her miniskirt into the room [01:28.89]And as she walked up to the blackboard [01:31.22]I can still recall the words she had to say [01:36.92]She said, "I'd like to address this meeting [01:39.54]Of the Harper Valley PTA" [01:45.03]"Well, there's Bobby Taylor sittin' there [01:47.43]And seven times he asked me for a date [01:53.03]And Mrs. Taylor sure seems to use a lotta ice [01:56.40]Whenever he's away" [02:01.09]"And Mr. Baker, can you tell us [02:03.24]Why your secretary had to leave this town? [02:09.10]And shouldn't widow Jones be told [02:11.11]To keep her window shades all pulled completely down?" [02:17.16]"Well, Mr. Harper couldn't be here [02:19.40]'Cause he stayed too long at Kelly's Bar again [02:25.20]And if you'll smell Shirley Thompson's breath [02:27.77]You'll find she's had a little nip of gin" [02:33.15]"And then you have the nerve to tell me [02:35.53]You think that as a mother I'm not fit [02:41.02]Well, this is just a little Payton Place [02:43.72]And you're all Harper Valley hypocrites" [02:49.37]No, I wouldn't put you on [02:51.27]Because it really did, it happened just this way [02:57.43]That day my mama socked it to the Harper Valley PTA [03:05.61]That day my mama socked it to the Harper Valley PTA