flanders、Swann - The Rhinoceros
[00:00.00]时代音乐网 www.78497.com [00:05.17]Oh nobody loves the Rhinoceros much [00:08.40]If you ask the reason why [00:10.73]They will tell you because of his scaly touch [00:13.37]Or his hard and glittering eye; [00:15.93]But should you ask a truthful man [00:18.54]You will get this quick response: [00:20.91]I do not trust that thing on his nose [00:24.23]The bodger on his bonce [00:27.04]Oh the bodger on the bonce [00:30.47]The bodger on the bonce [00:32.86]Pity the poor old Rhino with [00:35.85]The bodger on the bonce [00:41.32]Yet a sensitive heart the Rhinoceros owns [00:44.29]If you doubt it here's the proof; [00:46.49]That thing on his nose is for taking stones [00:49.33]Out of a horse's hoof: [00:51.21]He seldom if ever meets a horse [00:53.88](It is this that makes him sad) [00:56.11]When he does then it hasn't a stone in its hoof [00:59.60]But he would if he did and it had [01:01.82]Oh the bodger on the bonce [01:04.16]The bodger on the bonce [01:06.45]Pity the poor old Rhino with [01:09.21]The bodger on the bonce [01:14.72]And just to bring pleasure to those [01:16.81]Who like to enjoy the natural scene [01:19.37]He picks up litter on his spike [01:21.73]To keep the forest clean: [01:23.79]And if one day to his habitat [01:26.23]For a picnic you should roam [01:28.62]He would open a tin should you [01:31.47]Have left your opener at home [01:34.01]With the bodger on the bonce [01:35.90]The bodger on the bonce [01:38.59]Pity the poor old Rhino with [01:41.35]The bodger on the bonce [01:46.79]So treat the Rhinoceros as your friend [01:50.14]Though he looks a fearsome sight [01:52.79]He amply justifies his end [01:55.21]Because his means are right; [01:57.51]And ask yourself would you do as well [02:00.82]Fulfilling long-felt wants [02:03.14]If nature had endowed you with [02:06.86]A Bodger on your bonce [02:09.34]Yes a Bodger on your bonce [02:11.64]A Bodger on your bonce [02:13.88]If nature had endowed you with [02:16.96]A Bodger on your bonce [02:19.34]A Bodger on your bonce [02:21.50]A Bodger on your bonce
The RhinocerosLRC滚动歌词
[00:00.00]时代音乐网 www.78497.com[00:05.17]Oh nobody loves the Rhinoceros much
[00:08.40]If you ask the reason why
[00:10.73]They will tell you because of his scaly touch
[00:13.37]Or his hard and glittering eye;
[00:15.93]But should you ask a truthful man
[00:18.54]You will get this quick response:
[00:20.91]I do not trust that thing on his nose
[00:24.23]The bodger on his bonce
[00:27.04]Oh the bodger on the bonce
[00:30.47]The bodger on the bonce
[00:32.86]Pity the poor old Rhino with
[00:35.85]The bodger on the bonce
[00:41.32]Yet a sensitive heart the Rhinoceros owns
[00:44.29]If you doubt it here's the proof;
[00:46.49]That thing on his nose is for taking stones
[00:49.33]Out of a horse's hoof:
[00:51.21]He seldom if ever meets a horse
[00:53.88](It is this that makes him sad)
[00:56.11]When he does then it hasn't a stone in its hoof
[00:59.60]But he would if he did and it had
[01:01.82]Oh the bodger on the bonce
[01:04.16]The bodger on the bonce
[01:06.45]Pity the poor old Rhino with
[01:09.21]The bodger on the bonce
[01:14.72]And just to bring pleasure to those
[01:16.81]Who like to enjoy the natural scene
[01:19.37]He picks up litter on his spike
[01:21.73]To keep the forest clean:
[01:23.79]And if one day to his habitat
[01:26.23]For a picnic you should roam
[01:28.62]He would open a tin should you
[01:31.47]Have left your opener at home
[01:34.01]With the bodger on the bonce
[01:35.90]The bodger on the bonce
[01:38.59]Pity the poor old Rhino with
[01:41.35]The bodger on the bonce
[01:46.79]So treat the Rhinoceros as your friend
[01:50.14]Though he looks a fearsome sight
[01:52.79]He amply justifies his end
[01:55.21]Because his means are right;
[01:57.51]And ask yourself would you do as well
[02:00.82]Fulfilling long-felt wants
[02:03.14]If nature had endowed you with
[02:06.86]A Bodger on your bonce
[02:09.34]Yes a Bodger on your bonce
[02:11.64]A Bodger on your bonce
[02:13.88]If nature had endowed you with
[02:16.96]A Bodger on your bonce
[02:19.34]A Bodger on your bonce
[02:21.50]A Bodger on your bonce
