[00:00.00]时代音乐网 www.78497.com  [00:01.43]"Look I was gonna go easy on you not to hurt your feelings" [00:05.02]"But I'm only going to get this one chance" [00:08.20]Six minutes Six minutes [00:09.70]"Something's wrong I can feel it" [00:11.55]Six minutes Slim Shady you're on [00:12.83]"Just a feeling I've got like something's about to happen [00:16.42]But I don't know what [00:17.98]If that means what I think it means [00:19.59]We're in trouble big trouble [00:21.34]And if he is as bananas as you say [00:23.17]I'm not taking any chances" [00:24.59]"You are just what the doc ordered" [00:26.24]I'm beginnin' to feel like a Rap God [00:29.22]All my people from the front to the back nod back nod [00:32.47]Now who thinks their arms [00:33.47]Are long enough to slap box slap box [00:35.69]They said I rap like a robot so call me Rap-bot [00:38.17]But for me to rap like a computer it must be in my genes [00:40.36]I got a laptop in my back pocket [00:42.09]My pen'll go off when I half-cock it [00:43.69]Got a fat knot from that rap profit [00:45.18]Made a livin' and a killin' off it [00:46.49]Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office [00:48.21]With Monica Lewinsky feelin' on his nutsack [00:50.14]I'm an MC still as honest [00:51.36]But as rude and as indecent as all hell [00:52.99]Syllables skill-a-holic [00:53.92]Kill 'em all with [00:54.79]This flippity dippity-hippity hip-hop [00:56.00]You don't really wanna get into a pissin' match [00:57.41]With this rappity brat packin' a MAC in the back of the Ac' [00:59.78]Backpack rap crap yap-yap yackety-yack [01:01.67]And at the exact same time [01:02.52]I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicin' that [01:04.70]I'll still be able to break a mother****in' table [01:06.14]Over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half [01:08.23]Only realized it was ironic [01:09.38]I was signed to Aftermath after the fact [01:11.56]How could I not blow [01:12.55]All I do is drop F-bombs [01:13.63]Feel my wrath of attack [01:14.66]Rappers are havin' a rough time period here's a maxi pad [01:17.26]It's actually disastrously bad for the wack [01:19.04]While I'm masterfully constructing this masterpièce [01:21.02]'Cause I'm beginnin' to feel like a Rap God Rap God [01:24.34]All my people from the front to the back nod back nod [01:27.52]Now who thinks their arms [01:28.55]Are long enough to slap box slap box [01:30.71]Let me show you maintainin' [01:31.77]This **** ain't that hard that hard [01:34.06]Everybody want the key [01:34.76]And the secret to rap immortality like I have got [01:37.32]Well to be truthful the blueprint's [01:38.33]Simply rage and youthful exuberance [01:39.94]Everybody loves to root for a nuisance [01:41.39]Hit the Earth like an asteroid [01:42.47]Did nothing but shoot for the Moon since [01:44.15]Pew [01:44.68]MCs get taken to school with this music [01:46.42]'Cause I use it as a vehicle to "bus the rhyme" [01:48.14]Now I lead a new school full of students [01:49.97]Me [01:50.37]I'm a product of Rakim [01:51.31]Lakim Shabazz 2Pac N.W.A Cube hey Doc Ren [01:54.52]Yella Eazy thank you they got Slim [01:56.15]Inspired enough to one day grow up [01:57.92]Blow up and be in a position [01:59.45]To meet Run-D M C induct them [02:01.08]Into the mother****in' Rock and Roll Hall of Fame [02:03.47]Even though I'll walk in the church [02:04.79]And burst in a ball of flames [02:06.08]Only Hall of Fame I'll be inducted in is the alcohol of fame [02:08.96]On the wall of shame [02:10.12]You fags think it's all a game [02:11.58]'Til I walk a flock of flames [02:13.43]Off a plank and tell me what in the **** are you thinkin' [02:16.13]Little gay-lookin' boy [02:17.19]So gay I can barely say it with a straight face lookin' boy [02:19.37]Ha-ha [02:19.65]You're witnessin' a mass-occur [02:20.56]Like you're watching a church gathering take place lookin' boy [02:23.04]"Oy vey that boy's gay" that's all they say lookin' boy [02:26.01]You get a thumbs up pat on the back [02:27.22]And a "way to go" from your label every day lookin' boy [02:29.20]Hey lookin' boy What you say lookin' boy [02:30.91]I get a "hell yeah" from Dre lookin' boy [02:32.55]I'ma work for everything I have never asked nobody for **** [02:34.56]Get outta my face lookin' boy [02:35.67]Basically boy you're never gonna be capable [02:37.35]Of keepin' up with the same pace lookin' boy 'cause [02:39.15]I'm beginnin' to feel like a Rap God Rap God [02:42.18]All my people from the front to the back nod back nod [02:45.38]The way I'm racin' around the track call me NASCAR NASCAR [02:48.50]Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park the White Trash God [02:51.05]Kneel before General Zod [02:52.38]This planet's Krypton no Asgard Asgard [02:55.05]So you'll be Thor and I'll be Odin [02:56.96]You rodent I'm omnipotent [02:58.74]Let off then I'm reloadin' [03:00.19]Immediately with these bombs I'm totin' [03:01.99]And I should not be woken [03:03.53]I'm the walkin' dead but I'm just a talkin' head a zombie floatin' [03:06.74]But I got your mom deep-throatin' [03:08.44]I'm out my Ramen Noodle [03:09.91]We have nothin' in common poodle [03:11.51]I'm a Doberman pinch yourself in the arm and pay homage pupil [03:14.70]It's me my honesty's brutal [03:17.48]But it's honestly futile if I don't utilize what I do though [03:20.47]For good at least once in a while [03:21.89]So I wanna make sure somewhere in this chicken scratch [03:23.67]I scribble and doodle enough rhymes [03:24.96]To maybe try to help get some people through tough times [03:27.61]But I gotta keep a few punchlines [03:29.01]Just in case 'cause even you unsigned [03:30.83]Rappers are hungry lookin' at me like it's lunchtime [03:33.03]I know there was a time where once I [03:34.76]Was king of the underground [03:35.77]But I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind [03:37.83]So I crunch rhymes but sometimes when you combine [03:40.40]Appeal with the skin color of mine [03:41.93]You get too big and here they come tryin' [03:43.68]To censor you like that one line [03:45.27]I said on "I'm Back" from The Mathers LP 1 when I [03:47.88]Tried to say I'll take seven kids from Columbine [03:50.17]Put 'em all in a line add an AK-47 a revolver and a 9 [03:53.83]See if I get away with it now [03:55.12]That I ain't as big as I was but I'm [03:57.22]Morphin' into an immortal comin' through the portal [03:59.62]You're stuck in a time warp from 2004 though [04:01.96]And I don't know what the **** that you rhyme for [04:03.93]You're pointless as Rapunzel with ****in' cornrows [04:06.68]You write normal [04:07.33]**** being normal [04:08.55]And I just bought a new raygun from the future [04:10.44]Just to come and shoot ya like when Fabolous made Ray J mad [04:13.11]'Cause Fab said he looked like a fag at Mayweather's pad [04:14.80]Singin' to a man while he played piano [04:16.41]Man oh man that was a 24/7 special on the cable channel [04:19.51]So Ray J went straight to the radio station [04:21.35]The very next day "Hey Fab I'ma kill you" [04:23.51]Lyrics comin' at you at supersonic speed [04:25.30]J J Fad [04:25.81]Uh summa-lumma dooma-lumma you assumin' I'm a human [04:27.61]What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman [04:29.20]Innovative and I'm made of rubber [04:30.22]So that anything you say is ricochetin' off of me [04:31.89]And it'll glue to you and [04:32.58]I'm devastating more than ever demonstrating [04:33.73]How to give a mother****in' audience a feeling like it's levitating [04:35.69]Never fading and I know the haters are forever waiting [04:37.32]For the day that they can say I fell off they'll be celebrating [04:38.92]'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated [04:40.27]I make elevating music you make elevator music [04:42.30]"Oh he's too mainstream" [04:43.64]Well that's what they do when they get jealous [04:44.96]They confuse it [04:45.71]"It's not hip-hop it's pop" [04:47.32]'Cause I found a hella way to fuse it [04:48.97]With rock shock rap with Doc [04:50.49]Throw on "Lose Yourself" and make 'em lose it [04:52.21]"I don't know how to make songs like that [04:53.72]I don't know what words to use" [04:55.37]Let me know when it occurs to you [04:56.48]While I'm rippin' any one of these verses that versus you [04:58.26]It's curtains I'm inadvertently hurtin' you [04:59.95]How many verses I gotta murder to [05:01.83]Prove that if you were half as nice [05:03.14]Your songs you could sacrifice virgins too [05:04.72]Ugh school flunky pill junkie [05:07.37]But look at the accolades these skills brung me [05:09.87]Full of myself but still hungry [05:11.76]I bully myself 'cause I make me do what I put my mind to [05:14.43]And I'm a million leagues above you [05:16.89]I'll when I speak in tongues [05:18.26]But it's still tongue-in-cheek **** you [05:19.76]I'm drunk so Satan take the ****ing wheel [05:21.84]I'ma sleep in the front seat [05:23.18]Bumpin' Heavy D and the Boyz still "Chunky but Funky" [05:26.54]But in my head there's something I can feel tugging and struggling [05:29.67]Angels fight with devils and here's what they want from me [05:33.26]They're askin' me to eliminate some of the women hate [05:35.23]But if you take into consideration the bitter hatred [05:36.77]I have then you may be a little patient [05:38.33]And more sympathetic to the situation [05:40.00]And understand the discrimination [05:42.10]But **** it life's handin' you lemons [05:43.97]Make lemonade then [05:45.18]But if I can't batter the women [05:46.43]How the **** am I supposed to bake them a cake then [05:48.41]Don't mistake him for Satan it's a fatal mistake [05:50.29]If you think I need to be overseas and take a vacation [05:52.87]To trip a broad and make her fall on her face and [05:55.48]Don't be a retard be a king [05:57.26]Think not [05:58.13]Why be a king when you can be a god