[00:00.00]时代音乐网 www.78497.com  [00:17.99]Before I start this jam [00:19.25]Hold up, let me tell you who I am [00:20.69]I'm Mr. Funkee [00:21.65]AKA The Motherf**king Man [00:23.48]That's right the man [00:24.47]Girlfriend got her knocked up [00:25.67]Big money clocker, Chief Rocka, boot knocker [00:28.22]MC's are on their knees, MC's I'm locking 'em in my trunk and [00:30.17]The Funk is no punk and I kick Donuts like Dunkin' [00:32.60]People scream "Oooh aah" because what the Lords did [00:34.85]I'm liver than 355 newborn kids [00:37.25]Then somebody tests me, there's guaranteed a trial [00:39.50]They gotta burn like the  to be half as good as I am [00:41.81]So bottom line look out for  and try to test me and [00:44.21]Funkee Man will walk all over your a** like a pedestrian [00:46.52]Not the type of kid that you get over on brother [00:48.77]You talk about me? I talk about your mother [00:51.08]No need to sweat a record, Funkee Man packs mad skills [00:53.33]I got a book of rhymes that stretch from here to the Catskill's [00:55.37]I guess you thought you scared me with your a** like hokey spooky [00:58.01]You need to get a Pamper, cause the stuff you wrote was dookie [01:00.35]I know that when you wanted to touch the vital part [01:03.35]As soon as you open your mouth your breath starts stinking [01:05.03]Sorry you've been had, see my style is simply mad [01:07.31]If rap was parenthood, you might have to call me dad [01:09.59]Or grandpop, my  is crazy long and I [01:12.02]Hoping to make you part of this cause yo you ain't that fly [01:14.36]{x4} [01:14.42]Mad skills, mad skills [01:15.41]Yeah you know we got 'em [01:21.86]Mad skills, mad skills [01:27.23]Yep, yep we got 'em [01:32.56]Oh my God, or my Lord [01:34.09]One stomp, two stomp [01:35.56]Chomp, chomp, chomp that's how I eat my comp' [01:37.45]DoItAll has got style so dig it, dig it [01:40.27](DoItAll, DoItAll!) [01:40.69]What? [01:41.23](Go 'head and kick it!) [01:42.07]I am what I am so I guess I'm just flam [01:44.44]And slam like lightening so I say "Shazaam" [01:46.69]I'm different [01:47.56]So don't compare me to another [01:49.03]But call an undertaker cause I'm burying motherf**kers [01:51.37]At hype shows, the beat rose from Check It to Psycho [01:53.65]You might wanna turn your head before I tug my nuts low [01:56.11]Last kid who stepped up, got strangled with the mic cord [01:58.69](Haha, straighten that a** out like an ironing board) [02:01.15]Noooow, no no no, I'm not with the bullshit [02:03.43]DoItAll and Funkee Man come equipped [02:05.14]With the tech of my nine and nine mil' clip [02:07.54]But not from the barrel it's straight from the lips [02:09.82]So back up brother [02:11.05]My tongue is blasting [02:12.22]I'll eat that a** today and tomorrow I'm fasting [02:14.53]MC's can not see this, I'm like a chameleon [02:16.78]On a scale to one to ten I'm like a nine (million!) [02:19.24]They told you I was nice then they didn't tell no lies [02:21.52]I'm better with the mic than your grandma is with pies [02:23.83]Just hand me the mic, it's guaranteed that I will rock it [02:26.17]I got so many skills that they're falling out my pocket [02:32.53]If stepping to us is wrong then I don't know what y'all be thinking [02:49.35]They call me Mr. Funkee Man but you're the one who's stinking [02:51.78]Then talk behind our back like you're better than somebody [02:53.97]But yo man when I catch you, I hope you know karate [02:55.95]Or Tae Kwon Do or Judo [02:57.45]Kick boxing or Jujitsu [02:58.68]You better learn something quick cause Funkee's coming to get you [03:00.99]I swan kick Bruce Lee and slam Lex Luger [03:03.30]MC's are scared of me so they should call me Funkee Kruger [03:05.58]Noooow I'm the rapper assuming to give them daily allowances [03:07.89]If rap was body weight you'd weigh like two pounds, three ounces [03:10.11]What ya needed? [03:10.83]I'm undefeated [03:11.67]What you expect? [03:12.39]So many titles under my belt I gotta wear it on my neck