[00:00.00]时代音乐网 www.78497.com  [00:05.30]Right said fred both of us together [00:07.59]One each end and steady as we go oh oh [00:11.89]Tried to shift it couldn't even lift it [00:14.17]We was getting nowhere [00:16.25]And so we had a cup of tea and [00:19.21]Right said Fred give a shout for Charlie [00:21.54]Up comes Charlie from the floor below [00:25.85]After straining heaving and complaining [00:28.23]We was getting nowhere [00:30.18]And so we had a cup of tea and Charlie had a think [00:34.21]And he thought we ought to take off all the handles [00:37.68]And the things wot held the candles [00:40.21]But it did no good well I never thought it would [00:42.67]All right said Fred have to take the feet off [00:45.49]To get them feet off wouldn't take a mo [00:49.80]Took its feet off even took the seat off [00:52.19]Should have got us somewhere but no [00:56.61]So Fred said let's have another cup of tea [00:59.17]And we said right o [01:05.27]Oh right said Fred have to take the door off [01:08.01]Need more space to shift the so and so [01:12.38]Had bad twinges taking off the hinges [01:14.63]And it got us nowhere and so we had a cup of tea and [01:19.55]Right said Fred have to take the wall down [01:22.08]That there wall is gonna have to go [01:26.33]Took the wall down even with it all down [01:28.72]We was getting nowhere and so we had a cup of tea [01:33.40]And Charlie had a think and he said look Fred [01:35.73]I got a sort of feeling if we remove the ceiling [01:40.56]With a rope or two we could drop the blighter through [01:43.10]All right said Fred climbing up a ladder [01:45.87]With his crowbar gave a mighty blow was he in trouble [01:51.21]Half a ton of rubble landed on the top of his dome [01:57.08]So Charlie and me had another cup of tea [01:59.66]And then we went home [02:03.99]I said to Charlie we'll just have to leave it [02:06.74]Standing on the landing that's all [02:08.72]You see the trouble with Fred is he's too hasty [02:11.85]Oh you'll never get nowhere if you're too hasty