[00:00.00]时代音乐网 www.78497.com  [00:04.29]There's a character I've met in my travels [00:08.03]And of him in this song I will tell [00:11.68]Just listen and you'll be reminded [00:15.32]Of someone like him you know well [00:19.02]He annoys everyone who is near him [00:22.80]Sitting there on his barstool [00:26.18]He's a really nice bloke when he's sober [00:29.76]But a pain in the rear when he's full [00:33.59]With each drink he gathers more wisdom [00:36.98]While good manners take a back seat [00:40.57]He butts in on your conversation [00:44.19]And bores you until you retreat [00:47.68]Then he starts on the barmaid or barman [00:51.34]With unlimited dull boring junk [00:54.97]He's a man of few words when he's sober [00:58.49]But you can't shut him up when he's drunk [01:11.06]Oh they're personal friends of the famous [01:14.81]The dancers and sportsmen and so [01:18.20]And they tell all the bad things about them [01:22.30]Or the good things you don't want to know [01:25.76]Repeating themselves as they bore you [01:29.15]You're a bloody good lot they insist [01:32.67]They don't know you at all when they're sober [01:36.16]But they're your best friend when they're pissed [01:39.82]Well I'm using the men for example [01:43.55]But we know lots of women the same [01:47.04]Quite often they're worse than the men are [01:50.88]Cause no-one can talk like a dame [01:54.23]They'll hug you and call you oh darlin' [01:57.87]You're the only great hero I choose [02:01.28]And they're pretty stand off-ish when sober [02:04.64]But come on like a rash when they're boozed [02:17.24]So with each drink they gather more wisdom [02:21.08]While good manners take a back seat [02:24.40]And they butt in on your conversation [02:28.39]And bore you until you retreat [02:31.58]Then they start on the barmaid or barman [02:35.25]While swaying there on their barstool [02:38.90]Well they're pretty nice folks when they're sober [02:42.48]But a pain in the rear when they're full [02:44.98]All together [02:45.92]Then they start on the barmaid or barman [02:49.65]While swaying there on their barstool [02:53.25]Well they're pretty nice folks when they're sober [02:56.69]But a pain in the rear when they're full [02:59.27]All together [03:00.17]And with each drink they gather more wisdom [03:03.94]While good manners take a back seat [03:07.27]And they butt in on your conversation [03:11.17]And bore you until you retreat [03:14.44]Then they start on the barmaid or barman [03:18.19]While swaying there on their barstool [03:21.72]Well they're really nice folks when they're sober [03:25.33]But a pain in the rear when they're full [03:30.17]Dah dah da da dah