大智慧和小硕果、我是不白吃 - 69-虾皮
[00:00.00]时代音乐网 www.78497.com [00:03.67]虾皮可不是把大虾的儿子断子绝孙都给抓了, [00:06.37]人家大名叫做中国毛虾哎, [00:08.49]别用特写, [00:09.09]用正常镜头对拉远拉远拉远, [00:11.67]各位看不到我啦, [00:13.27]因为毛虾实在是太小, [00:14.88]这货在海里也是毫无尊严, [00:16.95]比如小毛虾认真的学习游泳课, [00:18.90]学会了游泳, [00:19.75]然后我一出门才发现海浪太猛, [00:22.12]它只能随波逐流做一只浮游生物啊, [00:24.96]嘤嘤嘤嘤嘤, [00:26.17]其他海洋生物最近学会了什么什么个毛线这种说法, [00:29.11]但是不知道什么是毛线, [00:30.52]于是用毛虾代替你胡说八道个毛线啊, [00:33.36]不, [00:33.57]毛虾呀毛虾就这样医生毫无尊严的长大, [00:36.70]直到被渔民一张大网补了起来。 [00:38.85]哎呀妈呀, [00:39.25]这么多毛虾, [00:40.18]不, [00:40.57]不要叫我毛虾, [00:42.04]我一生毫无尊严, [00:43.93]从今天起, [00:44.82]请叫我乌尊破虾皮, [00:47.82]唧唧歪歪怎么玩意儿? [00:48.73]不过优质的虾皮可真是营养丰富, [00:50.89]好称天然盖酷, [00:52.37]我就等你这句话了, [00:54.10]碗尊碗尊呐, [00:55.81]嘤嘤嘤嘤嘤, [00:57.28]白吃不白吃, [00:58.06]我真是太有文化了。
69-虾皮LRC滚动歌词
[00:00.00]时代音乐网 www.78497.com[00:03.67]虾皮可不是把大虾的儿子断子绝孙都给抓了,
[00:06.37]人家大名叫做中国毛虾哎,
[00:08.49]别用特写,
[00:09.09]用正常镜头对拉远拉远拉远,
[00:11.67]各位看不到我啦,
[00:13.27]因为毛虾实在是太小,
[00:14.88]这货在海里也是毫无尊严,
[00:16.95]比如小毛虾认真的学习游泳课,
[00:18.90]学会了游泳,
[00:19.75]然后我一出门才发现海浪太猛,
[00:22.12]它只能随波逐流做一只浮游生物啊,
[00:24.96]嘤嘤嘤嘤嘤,
[00:26.17]其他海洋生物最近学会了什么什么个毛线这种说法,
[00:29.11]但是不知道什么是毛线,
[00:30.52]于是用毛虾代替你胡说八道个毛线啊,
[00:33.36]不,
[00:33.57]毛虾呀毛虾就这样医生毫无尊严的长大,
[00:36.70]直到被渔民一张大网补了起来。
[00:38.85]哎呀妈呀,
[00:39.25]这么多毛虾,
[00:40.18]不,
[00:40.57]不要叫我毛虾,
[00:42.04]我一生毫无尊严,
[00:43.93]从今天起,
[00:44.82]请叫我乌尊破虾皮,
[00:47.82]唧唧歪歪怎么玩意儿?
[00:48.73]不过优质的虾皮可真是营养丰富,
[00:50.89]好称天然盖酷,
[00:52.37]我就等你这句话了,
[00:54.10]碗尊碗尊呐,
[00:55.81]嘤嘤嘤嘤嘤,
[00:57.28]白吃不白吃,
[00:58.06]我真是太有文化了。