allan sherman - Drinking Mans Diet
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Oh I'm on the Drinking Man's Diet
It came from a book I was loaned
It's really terrific
And quite scientific
And I'm half stoned
For breakfast some
Cornflakes and vodka
But cornflakes have carbohydrate;
So I don't eat those
Fattening cornflakes
I eat the vodka straight
Drink drink everyone drink;
It's not as bad as we used to think
With every Manhattan your
Stomach will flatten
So drink drink drink
The Air Force invented this diet
A fact which they hotly deny
Of course they deny it
'Cause this is the diet
That got the Air Force high
For lunch you can have three martinis
What better lunch is there than that
'Cause olives make you fat
Drink drink everyone drink;
It's not as bad as we used to think
If pounds you would burn off
Then turn on your Smirnoff
And drink drink drink
For dinner a nice Scotch and soda
Now that oughtta help you to lose
No whipped cream no butter
Just lay in the gutter
And booze booze booze
Suppose you should meet a policeman
Who says you've been
Quenching your thirst;
You just tell him it's physical fitness
And health comes first
Drink
Drink
Booze everywhere
Pass that decanter of bourbon there
I'm fatter than ever
But here's what's so clever:
I don't care
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[00:00.00]时代音乐网 www.78497.com[00:09.84]Oh I'm on the Drinking Man's Diet
[00:13.48]It came from a book I was loaned
[00:17.16]It's really terrific
[00:18.85]And quite scientific
[00:20.97]And I'm half stoned
[00:24.74]For breakfast some
[00:25.73]Cornflakes and vodka
[00:28.49]But cornflakes have carbohydrate;
[00:32.10]So I don't eat those
[00:33.39]Fattening cornflakes
[00:35.89]I eat the vodka straight
[00:39.97]Drink drink everyone drink;
[00:43.77]It's not as bad as we used to think
[00:47.18]With every Manhattan your
[00:49.26]Stomach will flatten
[00:51.04]So drink drink drink
[00:56.73]The Air Force invented this diet
[01:00.39]A fact which they hotly deny
[01:03.98]Of course they deny it
[01:05.81]'Cause this is the diet
[01:07.61]That got the Air Force high
[01:11.62]For lunch you can have three martinis
[01:15.21]What better lunch is there than that
[01:22.70]'Cause olives make you fat
[01:26.66]Drink drink everyone drink;
[01:30.57]It's not as bad as we used to think
[01:33.79]If pounds you would burn off
[01:35.60]Then turn on your Smirnoff
[01:37.51]And drink drink drink
[01:43.31]For dinner a nice Scotch and soda
[01:47.16]Now that oughtta help you to lose
[01:50.64]No whipped cream no butter
[01:52.31]Just lay in the gutter
[01:54.33]And booze booze booze
[01:58.08]Suppose you should meet a policeman
[02:01.83]Who says you've been
[02:02.84]Quenching your thirst;
[02:05.30]You just tell him it's physical fitness
[02:09.11]And health comes first
[02:13.42]Drink
[02:14.28]Drink
[02:15.24]Booze everywhere
[02:17.15]Pass that decanter of bourbon there
[02:20.59]I'm fatter than ever
[02:22.47]But here's what's so clever:
[02:24.53]I don't care