[00:00.00]时代音乐网 www.78497.com  [00:06.19]Oh I yust go nuts at christmas [00:08.92]On that yolly holiday [00:12.14]I'll go in the red like a knucklehead [00:15.23]Cuz I'll squander all my pay [00:17.99]Oh I yust go nuts at christmas [00:21.05]Shopping sure drives me berserk [00:23.92]On the day before I rush in a store [00:27.03]Like a pure bewildered yerk [00:30.16]I look at nightgowns for my wife [00:33.20]Those black ones trimmed in red [00:36.12]But I won't know her size and so [00:39.13]She'll get a carpet sweeper instead [00:42.10]Oh I yust go nuts at christmas [00:44.95]When each kid hangs up his sock [00:48.11]It's a time for kids to flip their lids [00:51.24]While their papa goes in hock [01:02.57]On the night before christmas [01:04.73]It's still in the house [01:06.85]My family is sleeping [01:08.84]So I'm quiet like a mouse [01:11.12]I look at my watch and midnight is near [01:15.09]I think I'll sneak off for a cold glass of beer [01:18.93]Down at the corner the crowd is so merry [01:21.68]I end up by drinking about 12 tom yerry [01:25.82]I get to bed late and gee whiz how I'm sleeping [01:29.92]When on to my bed those darn kids they come leaping [01:33.06]They sit on my face and they yump on my belly [01:35.96]And I'm quivering all over like a bowl full of yelly [01:40.13]They scream merry christmas and my poor wife and me [01:44.77]We stumble downstairs and she lights up the tree [01:49.01]My head is exploding my mouth tastes like a pickle [01:54.14]I step on a skate and fall on a tricycle [01:58.44]Yust before christmas dinner I relax to a point [02:03.04]Then relatives start swarming all over the yoint [02:06.52]On christmas I hug and I kiss my wife's mother [02:11.34]The rest of the year we don't speak to each other [02:15.59]After dinner my aunt and my wife's uncle louie [02:19.14]Get into an argument they're both awful screwy [02:22.71]Then all my wife's family say louie is right [02:25.47]And my goofy relations they yoin in the fight [02:28.51]Back in the corner the radio is playing [02:31.62]And over the racket gabriel heater is saying [02:35.35]Peace on earth everybody and good will toward men [02:40.94]And yust at that moment someone slugs uncle ben [02:44.94]They all run outside whooping so the neighbors will hear [02:49.05]Oh I'm so glad merry christmas comes yust once a year [02:54.87]Oh I yust go nuts at christmas [02:57.69]But I still have lots of fun [03:00.86]Yust the same as you I enyoy it too [03:04.14]Merry christmas everyone