[00:00.00]时代音乐网 www.78497.com  [00:14.06]I was walking down the high street [00:17.39]When I heard footsteps behind me [00:21.07]And there was a little old man （hello） [00:24.02]In scarlet and grey  shuffling away [00:29.54]Well he trotted back to my house [00:33.12]And he sat beside the telly （oaah） [00:36.77]With his tiny hands on his tummy [00:39.50]Chuckling away  laughing all day [00:44.10]Oh  I ought to report you to the gnome office [00:46.74]（gnome office） [00:47.47]Yes [00:47.68]（hahahahaha） [00:49.73]Ha ha ha  hee hee hee [00:51.06]I'm a laughing gnome and you don't catch me [00:54.23]Ha ha ha  hee hee hee [00:57.55]I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me [01:01.34]Said the laughing gnome [01:06.35]Well I gave him roasted toadstools [01:09.55]And a glass of dandelion wine （burp  pardon） [01:13.19]Then I put him on a train to eastbourne [01:16.12]Carried his bag and gave him a fag [01:19.06]（havent you got a light boy  ） [01:20.80]Here  where do you come from [01:22.24]（gnome-mans land  hahihihi） [01:23.56]Oh  really [01:27.52]In the morning when I woke up [01:30.28]He was sitting on the edge of my bed [01:33.75]With his brother whose name was fred [01:36.95]Hed bought him along to sing me a song [01:40.06]Right  lets hear it [01:42.28]Here  what's that clicking noise [01:44.27]（thats fred  hes a metrognome  haha） [01:46.91]Ha ha ha  hee hee hee [01:49.84]I'm a laughing gnome and you don't catch me [01:53.47]Ha ha ha  hee hee hee [01:56.85]I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me [02:00.45]（own up  I'm a gnome  ain't I right  haha） [02:03.45]Havent you got an ome to go to [02:04.73]（no  were gnomads） [02:05.82]Didn't you they to teach get your hair cut at school [02:07.97]You look like a rolling gnome [02:09.70]（no  not at the london school of ecognomics） [02:11.58]Now they're staying up the chimney [02:15.60]And were living on caviar and honey （hooray ） [02:19.00]Cause they're earning me lots of money [02:21.93]Writing comedy prose for radio shows [02:25.85]It's their （what  ） [02:27.72]It's the gnome service of course [02:31.97]Ha ha ha  hee hee hee [02:34.99]I'm a laughing gnome and you don't catch me [02:38.29]Ha ha ha  oh  dear me [02:39.36]（ha ha ha  hee hee hee [02:41.91]I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me [02:47.18]Ha ha ha  hee hee hee [02:50.73]I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me）